<![CDATA[Comments from nutbastard]]> <![CDATA[Comments from nutbastard]]> <![CDATA[nutbastard commented on Woz: iPod to Die Soon]]> Well i guess the question is, what's better than an iPod? A walkman is better than a transistor radio, and an ipod is better than that - i dont think anyone didn't see the jump from magnetic tape storage to some form of digital (starting with CDs and ending here with NAND flash) - so then what would make it better?

Storage was the big issue for a long time - headphones have been around, and batteries aren't THAT much better, considering a walkman probably has 20 moving parts.

The only thing i can think of would be an implantable interface - an iPod you don't have to carry. Because that's the last thing:

"You mean you have to use your hands? That's like a baby's toy!"

]]> <![CDATA[nutbastard commented on Ford MyKey System Lets Parents Control the Speed, Stereo Volume of Teenagers' Cars]]> um, isn't driving a ford of any kind "an infuriatingly annoying ordeal"?

]]> <![CDATA[nutbastard commented on Pink Pedal-Powered Panzer Lays Waste With Wieners]]> isn't this more like a Panzey as opposed to a Panzer?

i dont think this thing wears the panz around... anywhere...

]]> <![CDATA[nutbastard commented on Do You Prefer Playing Multiplayer Games Locally or Over the Internet?]]> rockband + 3 other people + 6 beers or more per person = awesome.

rockband by yourself with six beers = pathetic

]]> <![CDATA[nutbastard commented on More Info on the Asus S101, The MacBook Air that You Can Actually Afford]]> "The only catch is obviously that XP is not included in the better configurations."

Isn't that just generally true of all computers?

]]> <![CDATA[nutbastard commented on $100,000 Electric DeLorean Can't Store 1.21 Gigawatts, Runs at 88MPH]]> since i live on a mountain, regenerative braking is a must.

]]> <![CDATA[nutbastard commented on $100,000 Electric DeLorean Can't Store 1.21 Gigawatts, Runs at 88MPH]]> 15.6 KWh charged in 2 hours @ 220v = 7.8 kilowatts constant = 35 amps... yeah that could work! most of these 'lectric car charging equations dont... equate.

]]> <![CDATA[nutbastard commented on $100,000 Electric DeLorean Can't Store 1.21 Gigawatts, Runs at 88MPH]]> Thirteen batteries?

This is heavy.

]]> <![CDATA[nutbastard commented]]> how are they going to dumb down a keyboard?

]]> <![CDATA[nutbastard commented]]> probably a biogenic polyamine - putricene comes to mind.

]]> <![CDATA[nutbastard commented on Question of the Day: What's the Next Revolution in Adult Entertainment Technology?]]> How about opening a massage parlor where you get your massage, then at the end they bust out one of those japanese blowjob machines? as long as they aren't manually operating anything (including your gadget, or your gizmo-sack) i dont see how it could be prohibited... and you could call the place "Fairy Tale Massage Parlor"... because, you know, fairy tales always have happy endings ; )

]]> <![CDATA[nutbastard commented on Question of the Day: What's the Next Revolution in Adult Entertainment Technology?]]> no no no, Comedy Kung-Fu Porn is THE next big thing!

]]> <![CDATA[nutbastard commented on Oncore 6-Bay MacBook and iBook Charger Lightning Review]]> This brand new Car features 12* seats!

* passenger capacity limited to 6 passengers. once those passengers exit the vehicle, 6 more can enter, providing a total of 12 seats.

]]> <![CDATA[nutbastard commented on Crowbar Opener Pops Lids on Beer, Makes You Look Like A Heavy]]> (found the RIGHT image too late... sigh)

no no, THIS is a crow bar!

]]> <![CDATA[nutbastard commented on Crowbar Opener Pops Lids on Beer, Makes You Look Like A Heavy]]> hey hey hey this aint no crow bar - THIS, is a crow bar:

]]> <![CDATA[nutbastard commented on Rumor Roundup: Apple Brick]]> im going with it's a brick sized mac mini...

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