Comments from roflwaffles

roflwaffles commented on Star Wars Fans Vs. Sports Fans (Verdict: Both Intolerable)

Mon, 12 May 2008 20:10:22 EDT

@nutbastard: ]
that pun is out of this galaxy, and has gone far, far away.
im really, really sorry people.
also, what is the scouts batting average?
in before over 9000.

roflwaffles commented on Banjo Kazooie Screenshots Leak

Sun, 11 May 2008 20:42:11 EDT

this looks like mario galaxy, designed for the wiimote, with awesome graphics.

roflwaffles commented on Tiny Surgical Instruments Suck Appendix Out of Your Stomach and Into Your Mouth

Sun, 11 May 2008 15:52:52 EDT

feh, in soviet Russia, appendix ruptures you!
im sorry.

roflwaffles commented on Raging Thunder iPhone Racing Game Shows Tons of Potential

Fri, 09 May 2008 01:18:26 EDT

@imTheKing:
obvious fanboy is obvious.
i was thinking a DS or psp, or gp2x, or Pandora.

roflwaffles commented on Raging Thunder iPhone Racing Game Shows Tons of Potential

Thu, 08 May 2008 22:48:41 EDT

meh, 2 problems.
1, aspect ratio.
2. no buttons.

roflwaffles commented on Zero Punctuation Takes On You

Wed, 07 May 2008 21:30:41 EDT

THE BEST of all his reviews.
personally i liked brawl, but quite honestly, i didn't have quite as much fun as i had with melle. However its all personal preference.

roflwaffles commented on Mirror's Edge In Motion

Tue, 06 May 2008 15:53:05 EDT

am i the only one who is reminded of sonic/SNES by the colors and shapes?

roflwaffles commented on CompUSA: It Lives!

Mon, 05 May 2008 22:37:37 EDT

so, does this mean prices wont be ridiculously high?

roflwaffles commented on More on the GTA-Drunk Driving Foofaraw

Sun, 04 May 2008 21:01:41 EDT

i actually found it educational, and logically decided from it that driving drunk was stupid, as i ended up running into a cop, and unable to escape from his lvl 1 area of annoyance, ended up in the ocean (along with my car), along with the person i went to the bar with.

roflwaffles commented on Ian Bogost on Advertising in Games

Sun, 04 May 2008 18:42:45 EDT

its alright for me if its free, but there is one reason it will never really work the way its supposed to.
ads are designed to be recognizable and eye catching. When we see one in a game, we will naturally look at it more than say a generic brand, the same way you would recognize a jingle in the middle of a song.

roflwaffles commented on Maker Faire: Remote Controlled Battleships Fighting With BB Gun Cannons

Sun, 04 May 2008 03:09:59 EDT

@junyo:
REAL comment of the day.
bush was a sub par president, but he is overstated in his crappyness.
/thread.

roflwaffles commented on The History of PC Game ... Packaging?

Sun, 04 May 2008 00:13:02 EDT

digital distribution ftw.
now we can buy the games that are fun and the extras that are cool.
everyone wins.

roflwaffles commented on Is Iron Man the Best Superhero Movie Ever?

Sun, 04 May 2008 00:02:51 EDT

YES.

roflwaffles commented on N-Gage Flagship Game Full of Videogame Character Knockoffs

Sun, 04 May 2008 00:00:11 EDT

@Mecharine:
maybe its noodle from gorillaz?

roflwaffles commented on Stealth Safari Update for Windows Was Super Effective, Tripled Marketshare

Fri, 02 May 2008 00:15:32 EDT

so judging by the graph its .15 ish now?
hell netscape has more than that.

roflwaffles commented on The Seven Video Game Commandments

Thu, 01 May 2008 16:10:05 EDT

meh, some i disagreed with, ie crappy weapons at start (would you like your bfg now or 20 minutes in?) and the 1st person platforming one.
i actually like it.

roflwaffles commented on Super Mario Kart Is All I Need (With Expensive Simulator)

Tue, 29 Apr 2008 17:20:36 EDT

@TOCATL:
you have just made me realize the one game i would buy this for.
crap.

roflwaffles commented on Battlefield Heroes Shows Off Its Character Customization Chops

Mon, 28 Apr 2008 22:37:52 EDT

DICE =/ EA.
anyway i think its a good thing that we are moving away from uber realism.
also anyone who says this looks like TF2 is insulting both TF2 and BFH.
watch the video of them explaining the shaders on the characters in TF2.
oh, AND ITS FUCKING FREE.

roflwaffles commented on Apple i Keynote Parody is Spot On

Sun, 27 Apr 2008 01:56:45 EDT

its funny if your paying attention, ie what the metals do, that 1 inch diagonally and left and up is impossible, and the is it love thing.
awesome.

roflwaffles commented on Grade the Draft!

Sat, 26 Apr 2008 23:23:46 EDT

MMMPH PH MPPH MH!
MOOOOPH!

roflwaffles commented on Can A Wii Game Really Look This Good?

Sat, 26 Apr 2008 20:18:49 EDT

this is amazing.
think about it, you have those reflections, the lighting based on the physical location of the lamp, shadows, water reflections, ripples, etc all going on at the same time.
that is comparable to crysis on medium in my opinion.
now, this is a test demo, but i think it shows that the wii is not a total piece of crap, and we can be doing better than we currently are.
compare shadows here to those on mario when he gets a star in galaxy, and the interactivity of the water.

roflwaffles commented on Ed Boon On MK Vs. DC Making Sense

Wed, 23 Apr 2008 21:12:39 EDT

i honestly dont get why they dont get why we dont have a "licensing nightmare"
game, in which you have the SSB brawl roster, marvel, capcom, DC, SF, and every other fighter ever, along with master cheif, the heavy from tf2, gordon freeman, etc.
it wouldnt even have to have gameplay, it could just be prerecorded.
i would pay 50$ to see master cheif, solid snake, the heavy, and mario fight.

roflwaffles commented on Guitar Hero Robot Shows Just How Much Its Creators Love Achievements

Wed, 23 Apr 2008 17:22:46 EDT

so does that mean this is not legit?

roflwaffles commented on Choose My Next Gaming Tattoo

Tue, 22 Apr 2008 22:59:40 EDT

chocobo or swords chucks.
its your choice.

roflwaffles commented on Priest Takes Off Using Party Balloons, GPS to Find God (Literally)

Tue, 22 Apr 2008 14:12:13 EDT

@johnnyabnormal:
is anyone surprised at the eternal need of those who dont have a friend by that name constantly remind us he doesn't exist?
*not religious, btw*
he was [i126.photobucket.com]

roflwaffles commented on Metal Gear Online Character Creation Is Pretty Cool

Tue, 22 Apr 2008 01:21:04 EDT

GO GO GO! GO GO GO GA GO GO.
just avoided ban Monday.

roflwaffles commented on Trailer: Meet the Scout

Sun, 20 Apr 2008 20:41:40 EDT

apparently he is..
"The youngest of eight boys from the south side of Boston, the Scout learned early how to problem solve with his fists. With seven older brothers on his side, fights tended to end before the runt of the litter could maneuver into punching distance, so the Scout trained himself to run. He ran everywhere, all the time, until he could beat his pack of mad dog siblings to the fray."

roflwaffles commented on Moron Kid Gets Trapped Inside a Crane Game, Still Doesn't Get a Prize

Thu, 17 Apr 2008 21:25:38 EDT

@willyolio:
1337 h4x.
tis the only possible explanation.

roflwaffles commented on Why Do You Think Apple is Good or Evil?

Wed, 16 Apr 2008 22:07:05 EDT

@3104studios:
wat?
butthurt much?
anyway, evil.
why?
because they constantly claim to to have the worlds best OS, but refuse to let anyone buy it, unless they also like their computers.
not what woz imagined.

roflwaffles commented on Mac Clone Maker Psystar Examined: Who Are They And Why Are They So Shady?

Tue, 15 Apr 2008 18:57:06 EDT

no trace on the internet?
its www.psystar.com!
it seems like an actually pretty kickass site (if legal, and legit) and their "open computer" stacks up well to apples products.
anyone know the name of the case it he they uses?

roflwaffles commented on What If Oblivion Ran On The Crysis Engine?

Tue, 15 Apr 2008 16:16:24 EDT

D:
anyone else willing to share the video?
or at least a gif for old waffles?

roflwaffles commented on Zune Tattoo Guy Asks Microsoft's Permission to Change Name to 'Microsoft Zune'

Mon, 14 Apr 2008 16:58:07 EDT

D:
honestly, i dont so much care for how he looks.
but really, changing your name to microsoft zune?
CREEPY, AND WHY.
it was a good player.
i shall give it that.
but not a so good you change your name to its.

roflwaffles commented on The Evolution of the Team Multiplayer FPS

Sun, 13 Apr 2008 21:35:38 EDT

needs more halo and TF.

roflwaffles commented on Rumor: Next-Gen Nintendo DS Unveiled at E3 2008

Sun, 13 Apr 2008 17:59:17 EDT

meh, i dont think nintendo would really want to risk it, as the DS lite is still amazingly popular.
my prediction is that they will state "there will be a new gameboy, sometime in the futre" most likely in 4 years or so, and give us a general idea of what they want to do with it.
i doubt they would want to kill the marketshare already.

roflwaffles commented on New DS Coming To E3 2008?

Fri, 11 Apr 2008 17:05:15 EDT

bring back the gameboy name.
it has been gone long enough.

roflwaffles commented on Freeloader USB Battery Charger Supposedly World's Smallest

Fri, 11 Apr 2008 13:06:15 EDT

bah, 25$?
there are Chinese versions for like 2.50. Just got mine in today.
not sure if i can post a link or not.

roflwaffles commented on Combat Robot Attempts Rebellion Against Human Masters in Iraq, Army Pulls Plug for 10-20 Years

Thu, 10 Apr 2008 23:15:32 EDT

why not just set it up with the militaries super awesome space internet (which i assume they have) and the guy at the top of the leaderboards in frontlines uel of war?

roflwaffles commented on Warhammer Online On The March

Thu, 10 Apr 2008 22:23:17 EDT

@Kyoseki:
WHAT DO YOU KNOW?!!!

roflwaffles commented on Real Creepy Mario Now Talking Real Creepy

Wed, 09 Apr 2008 21:17:05 EDT

not quite as scary as the homer one.
still freaking creepy.

roflwaffles commented on Gateway "Spots" Contest Ends, One Tattooed Jackass Reigns Supreme

Tue, 08 Apr 2008 17:10:17 EDT

2nd guy should have won, he put effort into listing the specs and associating it with cows.