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tunamelt on May 8, 2008
You're like the most popular person on Gawker, but since you post mostly on Deadspin, I've almost never seen you before. This ranking system is pressure-filled.
RachelRayIsTheDevil on May 7, 2008
Um....uh... yeah it is, isn't it? ...pardon me while I go tell myself what a dumbfuck I am.
RachelRayIsTheDevil on May 6, 2008
Yeah I'm scoring some heavy points with the Biznatches. LA got pissed at me because I critiqued her bland post on BugsandCranks. I was pointed but polite. I wasn't trying to be an asshole, as she asserts, but the column blew. Westsidegirl is just some wound up carpet munching tight ass weirdo. Oh, did I mention dumbass? I think I'll avoid the carpet set in the future. Uppity broads.
I'm going to expose your comment ("my...hairdresser") to the entire DS/internets world unless you give me ONE MILLION DOLLARS. Don't make me get Dr. Evil on ya. I think everyone knows at this point that your a friending floozy so it won't exactly be big news.
I don't know who is staff and who isn't. Who the fuck is Nibbles? It kinda looks like you have to have a blog to get a coveted star. I have a job and no star.
Tony the Tiger IS THE BOMB on May 5, 2008
Thanks for your latest message big boy. Even though we are probably a few time zones apart I feel very close to you already. You can go on living your life vicariously through me on wonkette. And my storyline always ends badly.
Tony the Tiger IS THE BOMB on May 4, 2008
i am the real thing. i have a political side you know. when i endorsed mccain it was in all the papers and even this site. jim and ken have a secret crush on me and so do YOU you bad boy.
Tony the Tiger IS THE BOMB on May 3, 2008
You are my first follower on Wonkette! This blog is totally cool. We should meet the next time you are in L.A. Drinks will be on me! I make a mean Apple Martini!
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josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on Flesh Flicks: Back In Time, at 11:22 PM on May 14
@Dashiell Bennett: "Remember the time", I think.
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josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on Masturbation Or Sex: The Difference Is Clear, at 11:12 PM on May 14
@kmbear: Congratulations.
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josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on Megan Fox In "Jennifer's Body": A Role She Was Born To Play, at 11:11 PM on May 14
The bloom is off the Diablo Cody long-stem...
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josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on Scandal rocks a public library, at 11:08 PM on May 14
Even so, it was still near the children's section...
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Brazil Thrill to comments.
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josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on Time Out New York Is So Horny, at 10:54 PM on May 14
@Lux Nightmare: ...
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josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on Texas high school students, at 10:52 PM on May 14
I guess Lou Dobbs is wrong, at least as immigration to Texas is concerned; we need to get more Mexicans over the Rio Bravo del Norte, to help relieve the stigma of naughty school-girls & boys.
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josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on "Sticky: The Movie" Will Touch You In New Ways, at 10:49 PM on May 14
Words escape me.
/whips it out
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josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on Will Jana Cova Be The Last Lesbian Standing?, at 10:31 PM on May 14
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josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on Monsters Ball: Here Comes "MILFZILLA"!, at 10:25 PM on May 14
The plural is milves.
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josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on Fulfilling Your Fantasies In Second Life Is Easier Than You Might Think, at 10:06 PM on May 14
Negating all of it, though, is the fact your avatar will be screwing a Paultard.
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josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on Ellie Idol Is A Nerd's Wet Dream, at 10:01 PM on May 14
Once the bloom comes off the engagement &/or marriage, she'll be back.
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josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on "Doctor Adventures": Naughty Nurses Need Not Apply, at 9:33 PM on May 14
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josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on Like Jenna Jameson before, at 9:32 PM on May 14
Sasha Grey is either still a teen or just past twenty, & already her market penetration is quite diffuse.
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josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on National Masturbation Month Isn't Doing It Alone, at 9:29 PM on May 14
If only I were a Filipino Jew vegan with a plot in a community garden & a lien pending on my first home...
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josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on Flesh Flicks: Back In Time, at 9:18 PM on May 14
Thanks for getting late-mid-period Michael Jackson songs stuck in my head.
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josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on One man's quest to make the, at 9:16 PM on May 14
@Brad_Lee: S/he could well be a Deadspin commenter, with the blog in question being an unofficial spin-off (Ladies..., KSK, Melt Yr Face Off being the front-line of the official ones; Walk Off Walk is rising fast, though [/brown-nosing the combudsman]).
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josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on Our Long National Nightmare Might Really Be Over, at 7:41 PM on May 14
@Johnny LaRue: Je-zebel?
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