<![CDATA[Comments from josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you]]> <![CDATA[Comments from josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you]]> <![CDATA[josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on Carl Monday comes to save]]> This settles it. Carl was a plainclothes shooter at the Kent State massacre. & I am wondering how long CM was concealing the truth of maf54's i/m predilections.

]]> <![CDATA[josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on Break Out Your Fashionable Drinking Pants]]> Damnit. I'll be in New York this Thursday.

]]> <![CDATA[josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on Here In Heaven]]> When I get to heaven
I'll be greeted warmly
Surrounded by the BurningAngels
As Jesus takes my hand
& I'll receive a Playboy Mansion
On the River Jules Jordan
& a crown of diamond
To wear upon my head

]]> <![CDATA[josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on The very leggy Stacy Keibler]]> Also, several minutes after reading, I recalled of whom she reminds me: Playboy College Girls alumna Davin Lexin. (Presumably, not her real name.)

]]> <![CDATA[josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on "Pirates 2": The Stoya Commentary Edition]]> I have never been more impressed by Stoya than her poise & quickness in that interview. Perhaps the banter to open, about struggling bakers, was not impromptu, but even if, her delivery was pitch-perfect. Pair that mellifluous voice to the charming accoutrement of demuring cocktail dress & knit cap (under which dreads are most often found, but not in this case), & we have a winner. Is it too late to change my vote in the Fleshbot Babe Tournament?

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As to the interviewer: is Dave Grohl moonlighting as the Ryan Secrest of pornographic film? (I mean, if Mark Mc Grath can advance to Extra, why not a somewhat edgier venue for the Screamvanafighter?)

]]> <![CDATA[josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on Missy Monroe Learns A Thing Or Two]]> So, the blonde is Missy... But who is the brunette?

Also, would this video be evidence of an alt-porn beginning -- superficially, at least -- for Missy Monroe? (If this is common knowledge, I apologize for asking.) The short hair, blase line reading, tartan tie with skull & cross-bones logo... Seems rather a-p.

]]> <![CDATA[josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on Berlin Gets Ready For Twin Sex Festivals]]> your answers should be "Yes"

Ja?

]]> <![CDATA[josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on Send Me Naked Pictures Wants You To... Oh, You Know]]> Rejected blog title: "Post Secretion".

]]> <![CDATA[josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on Burning Angel Heats Up Hollywood's Hottest Night Club]]> Has it really been almost eight years since "Butterfly"? Wasn't I just a junior in college?

Hah!

So long ago... BurningAngel was still in year one of its after-the-fact beta phase.

Hah.

]]> <![CDATA[josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on Sasha Grey Is Steven Soderbergh's "Girlfriend"]]> It seems, to get with Sasha Grey, you must be entirely bald (Corgan, Soderbergh) or blown-out (?uestlove).

]]> <![CDATA[josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on Tampa Bay Fans; Not Especially Coordinated]]> I am just curious what manner of abuse Dante Baldelli is taking. Presumably, he's cheering for big brother in the ALCS; I doubt his classmates are cool with that.

Nationality is thicker than blood (except the "blood" on Schill's sock).

]]> <![CDATA[josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on Matt Stairs Enters the Pantheon of Philadelphia's Portly Sports Heroes]]> I've even got love for Canada...

]]> <![CDATA[josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on Best of Babelogs: Columbus Day Edition]]> Las Hijas de la Chingada.

]]> <![CDATA[josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on NLCS Game Four Live Blog: Phillies Vs. Dodgers]]> For our sake, I am glad Loney didn't drop the three-run bomb on Lidge. The Emeritus's gloating riposte tomorrow would be too much to bear.

Plus, no need to see Lidge go Donnie Moore on live tee-vee.

]]> <![CDATA[josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on Crashing "The Stagg Party"]]> Once more, Fleshbot shows above the rest of the Gawker family, in interview format. Well-composed, with depth -- but conversational, still. Now, I shall have to check out Ms Stagg's work.

]]> <![CDATA[josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on Tragic Death of Rangers Prospect May Have Been Accidently Caused by Jaromir Jagr?]]> [crosses self three times, left to right]

]]> <![CDATA[josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on Lacie Heart: (Faithful) Sexual Freak]]> (although we're sure some of her history has been as cautiously reconstructed as a Maoist history book, with an eye towards justifying her ascension to pornographic stardom)

Lacie Heart's Little Pink Book.

]]> <![CDATA[josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on Smokin' Hot]]> Artfulness in jacking it proves the same, for me, as Omar Rodriguez-Lopez producing AC/DC. Yes, yes, Angus can prolly play those guitarbating grooves, but why do we need them? Likewise, if engaging in 'x with oneself, just a straight up-&-down, maybe swapping hands, should do the trick. If one really feels the need, perineal pressure could be applied.... Otherwise, just crank the diesel & sputter out.

]]> <![CDATA[josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on Ask the Old Whore!]]> the last one to walk The Deuce

What? If certain siblings of Fleshbot are to be believed, Osi Umeniyiora continues to fly that flag proudly -- in New York City, no less.

]]> <![CDATA[josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on We Heart Brooklyn Girls ... Again]]> I shall be in NYC later this week. Perchance I shall add locating these "Brooklyn Girls" in their natural habitat & observing them to my itinerary.

]]> <![CDATA[josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on Baseball Coverage Takes An Ugly, Off-Key Turn]]> Eck & JBJ have the same haircut, no?

]]> <![CDATA[josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you commented on Two Aces Prove Their Worth]]> Beckett is regressing to his regular season form. I knew it would happen, it would have to happen... You cannot be Bonderman in July, & Smoltz in October. No way.

The bloom is off this rose.

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