yougottabekidding commented on Windows 7 Aiming for 15 Second Boot Times?

"Screw booting faster."

yougottabekidding commented on Siemens Oven Moves Your Roast Like a Death Star Hangar Lift

"@crapcakes: Admit it!"

yougottabekidding commented on Siemens Oven Moves Your Roast Like a Death Star Hangar Lift

"Would suck if the lift malfunctioned leaving your turkey stuck inside until you can get it serviced."

yougottabekidding commented on Willcom Kuma Phone Puts the Cellphone Inside the Teddy Bear

"The Maxwell Smart shoe phone is a better idea, unless you've recently stepped in dog poo."

yougottabekidding commented on Toilet Paper Puzzle Makes Pooping Even More Frustrating

"Seems like an easy puzzle to solve if confronted with this at your friends' house...use their wash cloth!"

yougottabekidding commented on He Was Probably Wearing His Seatbelt, Too...

"Don't chase me bro."

yougottabekidding commented on Confirmed: All 6 Star Wars Movies to be Released in 3D

"@yougottabekidding: Correction:Star Wars 3D: The Search for More Money Without Really Having to Make Anything New"

yougottabekidding commented on Confirmed: All 6 Star Wars Movies to be Released in 3D

"Star Wars 3D: The Search for More Money"

yougottabekidding commented on Invisible, Near-Weightless Nanotubes Could Support Humans, Buildings, Space Elevators

"Maybe it's just my skepticism kicking in, but even assuming we make a lightweight, 80km nanotube rope capable of holding a human, or for that matter the 'elevator', space craft, human(s), food/water, oxygen, batteries, etc, etc...wouldn't the earth's weather play havoc on any attempt to climb that rope?"

yougottabekidding commented on How To Get Refunded on Prepackaged Vista

"Sounds to me like it was just a lucky break for him, but probably wouldn't fly in most cases."

yougottabekidding commented on Iran State Media Used Photoshop to Make Missile Tests Look More Impressive

"Now where's the picture of the mushroom cloud where we take them out?"

yougottabekidding commented on Jaambaaro Vehicle Puts the Rickshaw in Ambulance

"I want one just for fun."

yougottabekidding commented on Volkswagen Shows Us Cars From the Future

"It's funny how the cars of the future rarely become the cars of the present"

yougottabekidding commented on The Backpack Bicycle For Ultra-Portable, Potentially Dangerous Transportation

"Just learn how to ride a unicycle."

yougottabekidding commented on Wii Nunchuk Hacked for 3D Animation

"@nEmmY: That's just about where the Windows key would be on a PC keyboard...ironic wouldn't you say?"

yougottabekidding commented on Fake Electric Chair Teaches Your Kids About the Fun of Executions

"Seems like something that would be in some CEO's office as a joke for his employees."

yougottabekidding commented on Microsoft Spending $300+ Million To Tell Consumers Vista Doesn't Suck

"Can I get just one of those millions?"

yougottabekidding commented on Space Shuttle Final Flight Programmed: May 31 2010

"@HeartBurnKid: Ralph Kramden."