These are Fujitsu's concept phones they showed off at CEATEC, one of which we covered already. Akihabara News covered a few of them, but these three are our favorites.

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My number one is the soap dish; not because it's the best looking one—that stone wins in that category—but because it looks like a goddamn soap dish. "Hello? Who's this? I can't hear you...who put this fucking Dove bar on my phone?" [Akihabara News]