Don't get me wrong. Slingshot is a pretty app, with an original twist. Like Snapchat, it lets you send your friend a photo or video (plus whatever mark-ups you add on top) and after that friend looks at the photo or video, it will self destruct. Unlike Snapchat, however, Slingshot will only let you see your friend's message if you send them a message first.
This just adds to the overall confusion that haunts Slingshot. The app walks you through countless tutorials that are trying so hard to be fun and whimsical, but even after five minutes of being educated on how Slingshot works, it's still takes a frustrating amount of time to actually figure out the workflow. Everything about the app is counterintuitive, from the way that you connect with your friends to the way that you attempt—and I chose that word specifically—to open their messages.
The real confusion sets in once you start trading
snaps shots(?) with your friends. Sending a message isn't so bad. The look-and-feel is sort of slick, if not a bit overwrought with cute sounds and kitschy animations, but Facebook's twist on the Snapchat model is frustrating to no end. Once you send a shot to a friend, you're probably going to be pretty eager to hear what they have to say. Too bad! You're not allowed to see their response to your first shot until you send them a second shot in return. And when they send you a second reply, you have to send a third shot to see how they reacted to the second shot. Et cetera. Et cetera. Et cetera, until you die or decide to play 2048 instead.
From there things get a little intrusive. The app is very streamlined, so that all of the focus is on taking pictures and sending them to friends. It's actually too streamlined, because it took me more than a couple of minutes to find our profile and settings. Once I did, the Facebook data grab began.
Like many social apps, you have the option to add either your Facebook contacts and your Facebook friends (or both). If you do, Slingshot automatically pulls in all of the contacts in your phone and/or all of your Facebook friends. All of them, including that ex you've been trying to avoid. Slingshot will also automatically add sync the contacts in your phone as you add new people. You can opt out of this feature for future autosyncing, but that requires finding a little orange switch that's buried under a couple of menus. And yet, even when you turn it off, Slingshot defaults to adding people to your network in a way that's, well, confusing.
When you first sign up, you can add your Facebook friends and contacts, but you can't add one by one. You can only add all of them. You also can't exactly search for a friend by their user name. You can search for a username, but Slingshot then automatically adds them—unless they don't have an account, in which case Slingshot will tell you they don't have an account. In other words, there's no such thing as a friend request in Slingshot. Slingshot wants everybody to be your friend.
For an ephemeral messaging app, Slingshot also doesn't seem very concerned with your privacy. Whereas Snapchat will let you know if somebody's screenshotting your snaps, Slingshot does not. You'd imagine there would be some sort of data use policy that addresses this sort of thing, but when you actually find the data use policy in your settings, the page is blank. This is surely some bug that didn't get fixed before Slingshot hit the App Store, but it's irritating nevertheless. (The data use policy is, however, easily accessible on the app's website.)