We get a few thousand emails per week from scammers wanting to "BUY MANYPHONE WHAT YOU HAVE?" Please note: we at Gizmodo do not sell phones, PCs, laptops, sandwiches, or massages. We do not have any in stock nor do we have anything at all. We are very poor.

For extra fun, please read on to see a wonderful exchange with Isaac in Ghana who, because he uses relay, always ends his statements with "ga."

lkbruce hello ga

johnbiggsny
who are you?

lkbruce
12:45
i am isaac ga

johnbiggsny
12:45
why do you always write ga?

lkbruce
12:46
i am soory
12:46
so what do u have for me ?

johnbiggsny
12:46
why do you write it?

lkbruce
12:46
its jst a mistake ok

johnbiggsny
12:46
what does it mean?

lkbruce
12:46
its a mistake

johnbiggsny
12:46
no it isn't
12:46
you always write it

lkbruce
12:47
PLS LETS FORGET IT OK

johnbiggsny
12:48
what does it mean?

lkbruce
12:48
PLS ITS NOTHINMG OK

johnbiggsny
12:48
no it isn't
12:49
you kept using it
12:49
explain it

lkbruce
12:49
OK
12:49
I ALWAYS USE RELAY SO I THOUGHT I AM ON THERE

johnbiggsny
12:49
why do you always use relay?

lkbruce
12:50
PLS ITS OK

johnbiggsny
12:50
why is it OK?

lkbruce
12:50
TO TALK TO PEOPLE

johnbiggsny
12:50
why do you talk to people?
12:50
if you always use ga?

lkbruce
12:51
PLS ITS OK

johnbiggsny
12:51
ok
12:51
ga
12:51
ga?

lkbruce
12:51
SPO PLS WHAT ARE U DOING NOW?

johnbiggsny
12:51
rocking out to some tunes, ga!

lkbruce
12:52
OK
12:52
WHAT WORK DO U DO?

johnbiggsny
12:52
i rock
12:52
what do you do?

lkbruce
12:53
ISTUDENT

johnbiggsny
12:53
why are you IMing me ga

lkbruce
12:55
NOTHING

johnbiggsny
12:55
ok
12:55
sounds good, ga

lkbruce
12:55
OK

johnbiggsny
12:56
so what's up, ga
12:56
what's the skinny?
12:56
you got the lowdown on the hoe down?

lkbruce
12:56
HOE DOWN

johnbiggsny
12:56
damn right
12:56
rock and roll is hear to stay, what does isaac have to say?

lkbruce
12:57
I COULDNT HERE UR QUESTION WELL

johnbiggsny
12:57
me neither
12:57
ga
12:57
what do you want?

lkbruce
12:57
ANYTHING

johnbiggsny
12:58
i got a R990 and a 4550
12:58
maybe a 554 if my mom gives it back to me
12:59
what do you have?
12:59
ga?
1:00
you there?
1:00
i also have an A909

lkbruce
1:00
NOTHING OK

johnbiggsny
1:00
and a bottle of steak sauce
1:01
1444 is cool, too
1:01
got 10 of those
1:01
with wings

lkbruce
1:01
OK THATS GREAT

johnbiggsny
1:01
how many you want?
1:01
where should I send them?
1:02
you got some pictures of your sister i can have?

lkbruce
1:03
PLS NOT YET

johnbiggsny
1:03
come on, man
1:03
what's your CC digitis
1:04
just send me some pix of your sister, man

lkbruce
1:04
?

johnbiggsny
1:04
which phones you want?
1:04
the nokia ARMORALL?
1:04
878s?
1:04
i got all that shit, toughguy
1:05
pounds, baby, pounds
1:05
you ready to deal?

lkbruce
1:05
I WILL LIKE NOKIA PHONES OK

johnbiggsny
1:05
ok ga

lkbruce
1:05
SO IF U CAN SEND IT

johnbiggsny
1:05
where do i send it?
1:05
how are you paying ga?
1:05
this shit don't come for free!
1:05
ga!

lkbruce
1:06
WHAT DO U WANT FOR PAYMENT

johnbiggsny
1:06
pix of your sister would be nice
1:06
and credit card

lkbruce
1:06
WHY NOT TAKING THE CARD FOR NOW AND THE PIX WILL COME LATTER

johnbiggsny
1:06
where are you, man?
1:06
where's your sister?

lkbruce
1:07
IN GHANA

johnbiggsny
1:07
so you got a credit card number or what?
1:07
i don't have time for this, yo
1:07
i got bills to pay
1:07
i got two babies
1:08
5 nokia 5445s for $100 each
1:08
comes to $600
1:08
lets deal, man
1:08
deal deal deal
1:08
come on, ga!

lkbruce
1:09
YEAH I AM EVER READY

johnbiggsny
1:09
i know, baby
1:09
you dig it the most!

lkbruce

1:09
HOW WILL THAT BE?
1:09
IF I COULD GET ABOUT 7 PHONES

johnbiggsny
1:09
7!
1:09
that'll be $400.
1:10
special ghana discount

lkbruce
1:10
OK

johnbiggsny
1:10
but you gotta send me a pic before I send you the phones
1:10
to prove you have a sister

lkbruce
1:10
PLS I HAVE OK
1:11
HOW CAN I LIE TO U

johnbiggsny
1:11
man, that's it
1:11
no deal