Gizmodo
In the mad scramble to invent teledildonics devices, an inventor has created a forerunner of the category with the Kiss Phone. Although we're wondering who would want to be seen in public with this odd-looking phone with its downturned mouth that reminds us of all manner of masturbatory mechanisms, its inventor apparently has high hopes for the design concept. Let's let him explain it:
"This KissPhone detects percussion speed, pressure, temperature, and sucking force of the lips, when you kiss it. An artificial mouth on the phone can reproduces same parameters to the kissphone receptor."So now you can send and receive kisses from a distance, and even record your favorites for repeated playback. Anything you can do with data, you can now do with a kiss. Imagine that. Wonder what else the Kiss Phone feels like kissing. [Pro Invention]
Comments
No tongue! NO TONGUE! AAAAAAAAAAAA!
"Hello...?"
Ummm...Charlie...really? A teeny-tiny little opening in the shape of a very unhappy-looking frown?
Waaaaay too much information.
(I kid, I kid.)
Well, at least you can ensure that no one will ask to use your phone.
My ass! You asked, Charlie.
This phone screams "Desperately lonely 30 year old virgin living in Moms basement."
"self-masturbation" - Isn't that an oxymoron?
"self-masturbation" - Maybe it's redundantly repetitive.
No expletive can express how I feel about this thing.
This can only belong in a b sci-fi comedy movie..
AWAY WITH YOU, VILE CREATURE!
oh, the possibilities.
so freaking lame
yuck
Large box of wet wipes not included.
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