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    Odin: The picture says tapping but all I'm reading is spanking. #asspeakersconcept more »
    Identity (Metric): Wow, I think every sexual innuendo has already been stated. So, I will go with: These look pretty interesting. #asspeakersconcept more »
    GitEmSteveDave_IsSlacking: Thanks Rosa. You took something that someone could have been vulgar with, and classed it up! #RosaRocks #asspeakersconcept more »
    Fractal the Meek: I like Asspeaker and I can not lie You audiophiles can't deny That when Altec walks in with somethin' lacking taste, A fine round thing pumping bass Y... more »
    DeadWriter: Appy polly loggys to the baboochkas out there, but it would be good hard not to stick the old forella in. My droogs and I grabbing our yarbles listi... more »
    Bokusatsu_Tenshi: The sound is great, but the smell... #asspeakersconcept more »
    MyPetFly: What? No pimple? #asspeakersconcept more »
    collectiveego: I'd tap that #asspeakersconcept more »
    The Lab: That made me reconsider my understanding of the relationship between humor and poor taste. more »
    liebermojo: 2 speakers 1 mp3 #asspeakersconcept more »
  • #speakers

    I Like The Asspeaker Concept And I Cannot Lie

    Someone's fetish definitely comes through with this speaker concept design. You turn the system on by giving the cheeks a gentle tap while the volume is controlled with tender caresses. If it were squeezable, I'd call the Asspeaker perfect. More »
  • #palmpre

    How to Make a Palm Pre Look Like a Palm Full of Ass

    We don't mean a palm full of ass in a good way—when were you not happy when you had a palm full of ass—but a palm full of something really disgusting. Yeah, this thing right here. More »
  • #phoneinbutt

    Criminal Voyeur Hides Cellphone Up Butt To Escape From Cops

    BoingBoing found this story of a cellphone camera voyeur trying to snap pics of a naked gal at a tanning salon before someone called the cops on him. This wouldn't be interesting at all except for the fact that when the cops came, the guy kept denying that he did anything until the cops searched him twice and found a cellphone jammed up his rectum. Did the cops confiscate his phone? Did they force him to delete those pics? How many megapixels was the cameraphone? The Smoking Gun coming up short on this one. [Smoking Gun via Boing Boing]
  • #gadgets

    Air Conditioned Seat Cushion Features The Latest In Eco-Friendly Ass-Cooling Technology

    Kuchofuku, the same company that brought us air conditioned shirts, has re-applied their groundbreaking technology in an effort to deliver us from one of the biggest problems facing mankind today. Of course, I am speaking about ass sweat. In fact, their air conditioned seat cushion line can pump up to 170 liters of air per minute through the seat using an extraordinarily low amount of electricity in the process. More »
  • #schoolsupplies

    Doggy Style Pencil Sharpener Takes One for the Team

    We are not sure how we missed this exquisite work of art when our beloved sisters at Jezebel displayed it not long ago, but we're just wondering where on earth such a pencil sharpener might've come from. Is this what it's come to? Certainly this is not how we treat our women here at the Giz. This kind of reminds us of that obnoxious method of extinguishing cigarettes we discovered last month. Who cares what orifice that pencil's going into? We like our women with heads, thank you very much. Even so, after a search far and wide, our question still remains: Where we can get one of these? [Live Journal]
  • #asstray

    Cigarette Extinguisher Design Reaches New Low of Moral Turpitude (NSFW)

    Just when we thought we'd seen the most horrible and immoral cigarette extinguisher in the world, one of our best and brightest commenters points out yet another example, built in a similar vein but reaching even lower depths of depravity. Honestly, a butthole ashtray (or is it an asstray)? At least it could have been designed to accommodate a cigarette in an orifice meant for ingoing objects. Someone's got to put a stop to this immediately. Let's just be thankful there isn't orangeish-brown liquid spewing out of this butt-for-your-butts. The gallery on the next page shows all, but explains nothing (NSFW). [Nodaya] More »
  • #unmentionables

    'Call Me' Panty Holds That Vibrating Cellphone Close to Her Hot Spot (NSFW)

    Ladies, what on earth are you going to do with that cellphone when all you're wearing is a dainty pair of unmentionables? How will you carry it around and still have both hands free? Here's the solution: the Call Me panty, a dual-purpose garment that adds new meaning to the phrase "eagerly awaiting your call." Just set that handset on vibrate, slip it into the Call Me panty's perfect-sized front pouch, and even telemarketer interruptions will be welcome. Let's take a look at a couple of NSFW videos of these kangaroo-like panties in action, and you get bonus points if you can identify the accent of the sultry camel-toed temptress cooing throughout the steamy demo (NSFW). More »
  • #phonebutt

    Inmate Sticks iPhone Up Butt (Ends Badly)

    WARNING NOT FOR SQUEAMISH More »
  • #gogogadgetjapan

    USB Ass Cooler 2007 Edition

    Thanko's usually known for their heating gadgets, but cooling's just heating in reverse. In the case of this USB ass cooler 2007 edition, Thanko's improved on the 2006 edition by making it black and, uh, we're not sure what else. More »
  • #gadgets

    USB Ass Cooler For Your Chair

    As if the USB air conditioned shirt wasn't enough, sweaty Japanese peripheral makers felt the need to cool off their sweaty backsides as well. The USB butt cooler goes onto your chair, over the cushion, and flows "cool" air onto your arse via the onboard fan. There's an on/off switch on the cable, which plus into your USB port. More »