This week at Uncrate: Motorola drops the poorly-named phone bomb on us with the KRZR and RIZR</ a>. We get all nostalgic over the 1989 Upper Deck Baseball Wax Box. And the new Boss Selection fragrance for men lets us quit showering but still smell like a summer breeze. Plus, we make good use of the normally lazy and useless sunlight with the Solar LED Address Numbers, and check out the new Taking Back Sunday album and the Lost Episodes of Chappelle's Show. We also desperately try to come up with something to celebrate so we can enjoy one of the Davidoff 100th Anniversary Cigars and drink some old-man scotch out of the cool Swivel Liqueur Glasses. Finally, the super hardcore Zenith Defy Xtreme Open Watch impresses us and every man on the planet, while we show our love for USB bondage with the Mr. P Cord Organizer.

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