The Boob Luge, You Know, For Drinking

In the words of a Boob Luge ad: "Just fill the breast mold with water, and in two days, you will have two rock hard boobs waiting to be filled with an alcoholic beverage of your choice!" More »

The Unofficial Boobies DS Holder

Their old world yarn craftsmanship brings new meaning to the phrase "sweater kittens"—hard to believe that this one two-of-a-kind holder is not for sale. [photobucket via WiiNooB Thanks Jamie!]

Japanese Boob Claw Machine is Another Bad Way to Claw At Boobs

Almost mistaken for a pile of onions, these prizes in a Japanese boob claw machine beat almost every stuffed animal we can think of in terms of uniqueness. More »

Give Me Beer 'N Boobs or Give Me Death

Have you ever had to decide between boobs or beer? With these edible beer-flavored Beer N' Boobs pasties, you'll never have to choose one over the other ever again. Yum. [Product Page via Nerd Approved]

Prosthetic Nipples Add That Winter Glow All Year Long

Even with a perfect figure, it can be difficult to draw attention in the era of outpatient cosmetic surgery. Luckily the Nipple Pheromone is here to help. More »

This Japanese Breast Pillow Is Relaxing and Erotic (Eraxing?)

The only thing better than sleeping on a woman's lap is sleeping betwixt a woman's boobs. This Japanese boob pillow is the only way most people can do this without actually crushing said woman. [TokyoTimes]

NSFW: Boob App on the iPhone is Obviously Called iBoobs, Obviously Not Approved

Sir? Could I interest you in a boobs app for your iPhone? Perhaps one that's motion sensitive, so you can jiggle it at will? More »

Fingers On: Pervy Japanese 'Boob Engineer's' Breast-Fondling App For iPhone

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Even More Booth Babes from CES 2008

You're telling us you can't get enough of the booth babedom, so we found a few more shots from the letches at Think Computers. Check out this drop-dead gorgeous woman here up front, along with two more on the next page—but you'll have to mosey on over to the Think Computers site for 29 more. More »

Porn Coming to Blu-ray; PS3 Owners, Jason Chen Very Excited

The porn industry, having steered clear of Blu-ray and successfully put out titles on HD DVD for the past year, has decided to give the competing HD format a shot. Digital Playground has plans to release Pirates, an adaptation of Treasure Island as I understand it, on BR as its first foray into the format. More »

Dartboard Lets You Score a Boobie Bullseye

Throwing darts has never been this fun. Not only do you get the satisfaction of hitting a bull's-eye if your aim is true, but as soon as you score, this supremely confident blond encourages you, crying out in ecstasy the inexplicable phrase, "Young girl, bull's-eyes! Wonderful!" Even though it is a bit misogynistic for our taste, it's just goofy enough to get a conversation going. Why didn't the creators of this groundbreaking invention depict a man with a bull's-eye on his crotch? Maybe that's next, with the hapless plastic victim blurting out the exclamation, "Old man, ballbuster! Blow it out your ass!" [Weird Asia News]

My Chopsticks Bra on Video Makes Me Hungry

Since we showed you the My Chopsticks Bra earlier this week, a video has surfaced, giving us a closer look at exactly how the "concept undergarment" works. The fact of the matter is, it doesn't work; the bowls are just a decorative flourish instead of containers for real food. Indeed, there are chopsticks that are stowed away in a small pouch attached to the side, and when it's time to eat, you assemble them like collapsed pool cues. It's just that rice and miso soup won't be on that menu. Yeah, this garment makes us hungry in a strange sort of way. [Pink Tentacle]

Top 10 Sexiest Halloween Costumes for 2007

In honor of the autumnal season and one of our favorite pastimes, here's a roundup of the Top 10 Sexiest Halloween Costumes in the entire world. After all, Halloween is a holiday for goblins, geeks, goons, weirdos, trolls and merrymakers of all stripes, so we knew the Giz readership wouldn't mind if we posted a few non-gadget costume pics (I can see Blam rolling his eyes already). And hey, it's gadget-y, too—heck, one of these babes is wearing handcuffs, isn't she? Anyway, we're not sure if it's the costumes themselves or those comely lasses who are wearing them, but either way, we find each costume appealing in its own inimitable way. Check out the gallery after the jump, which includes a few NSFW shots, so beware. More »

Boob-Shaped Cushions Could Almost Turn Me Lesbian

Most people think that all boobs are cushions, but these Funwari Milk-chan, or Fluffy Milk, are real boob cushions. Like the real thing, they come in all different shapes and sizes. Unlike the real thing, however, they're furry. There are five different boobs to choose from, each with its own character: More »

Buy a Zune, Fight Breast Cancer

Since we're such breast fans here at the Giz, we wouldn't think of letting Breast Cancer Awareness Month pass by without a mention. The best news is you can celebrate boobies, get yourself a 30GB limited edition pink Zune, and fight breast cancer at the same time. Unlike some other charitable music-player-selling schemes that only donate a measly 5% of their proceeds to charity, when you buy a 30GB Zune from Warriors in Pink, 100% of the purchase price goes to Susan G. Koman For the Cure, thanks to the generosity of Ford and Microsoft. Breast cancer is no laughing matter, and we figure anything we can do to promote and preserve breasts and the lovely women on which they reside is time well spent. The pink 30GB Zune is $250 ($50 more than retail for a 30GB Zune), but it's for a worthy cause. [Warriors in Pink]

F Cup Tea Promises That Their Herbs Will Go Straight to Your Boobs

Ladies, are you self-conscious about your breasts? Do you think they need to be bigger to get you attention from guys—or at least from guys like Adam Frucci? Well, you could have expensive and gross really awesome breast implant surgery, or you could just grab some F Cup tea from Japan. These sure-to-be-effective tea bags apparently make your breasts bigger when you drink a cup each day, while those cookies will just make the area below your boobs bigger. Big difference. Plus, who wants to chew when you can just swallow? [Tokyo Times via Tokyo Mango]

NSFW: Optimus Prime, Darth Vader Get Nekked With Boobies

There's not much we can say about these nudie shots of Darth Vader and Optimus Prime other than words of relief that our childhood attractions are finally vindicated. Despite being the heroes of both Generation X and Y, these two really know how to get down and dirty. This is NSFW, btw, in case you work for, I don't know, Martha Stewart or something. [Aaron Dunn (NSFW) via Otomano (NSFW) via Fleshbot (NSFW)] More »

Bionic Woman Gives Us a Titanium Tent

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Another Boobie Mousepad

Live it up, pervs. That's a mousepad. And it has boobies. And you can touch them all you want. But remember, owning such a mousepad dates you back to the '90s, and this chick looks like she's from somewhere in the late '80s. If we do a little more math, you're groping a chick who is now in her 50s, or even 60s. Not that it's ever stopped us before...but the "wrist rest" might not be what it used to be. [tokyotimes]

Girlfriend Pillow Offers Flat-Chested Comfort

Add this Girlfriend Pillow to that Lap Pillow we showed you a few years ago, and you could end up with a whole girl, minus all that bothersome yapping. This one takes the concept a step further, quivering with delight thanks to its internal vibrator that runs on two D batteries. More »

German Chicks in Bikinis Smashing Gadgets

You have to have a certain special kind of fetish to enjoy watching German ladies in bikinis destroy gadgets with a scowl on their face, but if anyone fits the bill, we're sure they're in our readership. More »

Hottest Babes of Computex

There's a big tech convention going on in Taipei right now called Computex, and we've seen quite a bit of news coming out of there about motherboards, chipsets and such. But we also wanted to see what sort of visual interest might be roaming around on the show floor. It makes us feel so, so dirty to show you these pictures, but it's a tough job and somebody has to do it. More »

Mac Chick of the Month is the iTunes/Pepsi Girl, Mandy Amano

Context: The Super Bowl iTunes/Pepsi ad from 2005 featured a cute girl by the name of Mandy Amano who set the internets ablaze with her dancing. Websites such as thatpepsigirl sprang up just to keep track of her comings and goings. Wired's Leander Kahney, whom Silicon Valley sister site Valleywag thought was Fake Steve Jobs for a couple hours, even called her the new Ellen Feiss. That's quite an Apple rep to live up to. More »

Glo-Go Bikini Top and Skirt Shed Light on the Subject

Nobody noticing you there, girl? Put on this Glow-Go bikini top and skirt, and be the center of attention until your batteries run down after about 10 hours. They're part of the GloFur collection by designer David Lee, who won't really say how they work but we suspect it has something to do with a bunch of wires and LEDs. More »

Jingle Jugs: The Billy Bigmouth Bass for the Perv Generation

It's a good thing the Jingle Jugs wasn't out when David Brent was still working for Wernham Hogg, otherwise the women in that workplace would really have had something to complain about. There's not much to this gadget once you boil it down to its essentials: a pair of singing, vibrating tits for $49. Which is enough for us. – Jason Chen More »

Boobies: The Executive Desk Toy

Remember the pendulum executive desk toys that were so popular in the '80s? Then you'll be familiar with Mrs. Newton's Knockers. A few questions though. More »

Famous Hot Ladies With the Sidekick iD

Even though you've seen the official announcement, the unboxing, and even its guts splayed out for the sake of fashion, you're still not satisfied. Why? Because you haven't seen a gallery of hot stars flashing the SiD (does not stand for sudden infant death) like it was a mirror into your soul. More »

Top 10 Boob Gadgets

American Inventor Spot likes boobies as much as we do. They've compiled a list of the top 10 boobie gadgets that you or your wife can buy. We've covered some of them here before, like the boob remote, mousepad and the breast-shaped shampoo dispenser, but keeping up with these things is a full-time job. That's why we're glad American Inventors are on the case. – Jason Chen More »

MadameXpod Delivers the iPod Porn You've Been Clumsily Photoshopping

Ever since Wankfest 2006, where an S&M vixen stuck a 4th-gen iPod Photo (not a Shuffle or a Nano) up her cooter, there's been a community brewing around the combination of music players and sexual acts. MadameXpod is the culmination of these months of amateur photography and wishful photoshopping. More »

The Bikini Remote

Released too late to fit into our Fat Tuesday roundup, this Bikini Remote is the best gift you could give to a thirteen-year-old boy next to an actual woman. Or a bikini. Or a remote. More »

Happy Fat Tuesday: Top 10 Alcohol & Boobie Related Gadgets

For those unaware, today is Fat Tuesday, or Mardi Gras or Shrove Tuesday or Pancake Day or whatever the hell you want to call it. Let me put on my spectacles and give a little history lesson. More »

Boobies Mouse Pad Sets Feminism Back 50 Years

In honor of Valentine's Day, here's a mouse pad that no one who is in a healthy relationship would ever own. Yes, apparently blatantly sexist computer peripherals are all the rage these days, with underdeveloped manchildren getting off on their wrists resting on two vaguely breast-like mounds of rubber. More »