Vibrating Breast Enhancer Claims to Boost Your Mammaries

Unlike Pangao's Magic Massage Bra, these bizarre little inserts support (cough) almost any bra to "quickly improve, firm and increase your bust." Apparently, "just a half hour per day" is all that's required to see results. More »

Breasts: An Ideal Place to Keep Your iPhone

If you are a woman who likes to run or bike or trek, but don't want to use a special iPhone/iPod touch case or pouch, sexual health expert Dr. Debby Herbenick uses a different, more straightforward method, which apparently works: More »

Kush Props Up Large Breasts For Comfortable Sleeping

Being unable to sleep because my boobs are too big is a problem I have never had. But I'm sympathetic, oh so sympathetic. More »

Magic Massage Bra Enlarges Breasts

Oh Pangao, you got me at "Enlarge female's breast obviously: Pangao breast enhancer can stimulate female's breast, accelerate blood circulation and activate cell renewal and hormone secretion through physical massage with forceful vibration balls inside." YES! More »

The Unofficial Boobies DS Holder

Their old world yarn craftsmanship brings new meaning to the phrase "sweater kittens"—hard to believe that this one two-of-a-kind holder is not for sale. [photobucket via WiiNooB Thanks Jamie!]

Japanese Boob Claw Machine is Another Bad Way to Claw At Boobs

Almost mistaken for a pile of onions, these prizes in a Japanese boob claw machine beat almost every stuffed animal we can think of in terms of uniqueness. More »

Musical Bra Barrages Boobs with Beats

Touching a boob is generally a satisfying experience. But what if you could take that thrill to the next level? And no, we're not talking two hands. We're talking soundtrack. More »

Prosthetic Nipples Add That Winter Glow All Year Long

Even with a perfect figure, it can be difficult to draw attention in the era of outpatient cosmetic surgery. Luckily the Nipple Pheromone is here to help. More »

NSFW: Wobble iPhone App Adds Boob Jiggle To Real Boobs, IS Approved

Who needs the fake boobies of iBoobs when Wobble lets you add boob jiggle to real photos? Just tap, resize, repeat, and any photo you have on your iPhone becomes an instant jigglefest. More »

This Japanese Breast Pillow Is Relaxing and Erotic (Eraxing?)

The only thing better than sleeping on a woman's lap is sleeping betwixt a woman's boobs. This Japanese boob pillow is the only way most people can do this without actually crushing said woman. [TokyoTimes]

Thanko's USB "Bust Beauty Pad" Fights Boob-Chill Epidemic Valiantly

This is without a doubt Thanko's finest USB warming gadget to date. More »

Cue Shower-Timer Prompts Women To Health-Check For Breast Cancer

As well as letting you keep an environmentally-friendly eye on your time in the shower, Cue from Avie Products is specifically designed to remind women to check their breasts each month. Like those cheapo shower radio designs, it suckers on to the wall of your shower cubicle and then each month, seven days after your period, it'll ping you. It can also cope with reminders for up to four women. So it's pretty basic, but also sounds pretty darn useful in terms of reminding you to check your health: currently it's available for just $25 since it's Breast Cancer Awareness Month—regular pricing is $30. Update: we contacted Avie, and they've confirmed that a less "flowery" version is in the works, to remind men to check for testicular lumps. [Chip Chick via Coolest Gadgets]

The Breast Motion Power Generator is a Genius Idea

Adrienne So over at Slate has used her natural gifts to come up with the most genius idea yet: an energy-generating bra. Instead of just holding her boobs in place and dispelling that excess kinetic energy into, I don't know, heat, why not use it to power a gadget? According to a breast specialist, a D-cup in a lousy bra moves up to 35-inches up and down during exercise. Professor Wang of Georgia Tech is working on just this problem, using nanowires inside fabric to convert that visual spectacle into something useful. But is it enough to power an average iPod? This Wang says yes. [Slate]

Intelligent Bra to Give Ladies Less Bounce to the Ounce

University researchers have invented a smart fabric that could help larger ladies in the fight against breast bounce—disappointing the legions of men who love watching girls run for buses in the process. The material, which contains tiny sensors, will be used by bra manufacturers in an attempt to improve the lot of the big-boobed who find even the slightest exertion a pain in the chest. More info (and slightly NSFW illustration) after the jump. More »

Buy a Zune, Fight Breast Cancer

Since we're such breast fans here at the Giz, we wouldn't think of letting Breast Cancer Awareness Month pass by without a mention. The best news is you can celebrate boobies, get yourself a 30GB limited edition pink Zune, and fight breast cancer at the same time. Unlike some other charitable music-player-selling schemes that only donate a measly 5% of their proceeds to charity, when you buy a 30GB Zune from Warriors in Pink, 100% of the purchase price goes to Susan G. Koman For the Cure, thanks to the generosity of Ford and Microsoft. Breast cancer is no laughing matter, and we figure anything we can do to promote and preserve breasts and the lovely women on which they reside is time well spent. The pink 30GB Zune is $250 ($50 more than retail for a 30GB Zune), but it's for a worthy cause. [Warriors in Pink]

Adjustable Breast Implants for the Indecisive

Too big or too small breast implants getting you down? Cheer up, Sally or Jimmy (soon to be Jane). The adjustable breast augmentation will ensure that you and your loved ones are completely satisfied with your new chest addition. These breast implants have a port where a control pump can be plugged. Pump up the breasts to your desired size or just have some fun on Halloween with mismatched breasts. The implants can be adjusted up to a few weeks after the operation, so don't wait until the last minute to make your breast-size decision. –Travis Hudson More »

Boobies: The Executive Desk Toy

Remember the pendulum executive desk toys that were so popular in the '80s? Then you'll be familiar with Mrs. Newton's Knockers. A few questions though. More »

Top 10 Boob Gadgets

American Inventor Spot likes boobies as much as we do. They've compiled a list of the top 10 boobie gadgets that you or your wife can buy. We've covered some of them here before, like the boob remote, mousepad and the breast-shaped shampoo dispenser, but keeping up with these things is a full-time job. That's why we're glad American Inventors are on the case. – Jason Chen More »

The Bikini Remote

Released too late to fit into our Fat Tuesday roundup, this Bikini Remote is the best gift you could give to a thirteen-year-old boy next to an actual woman. Or a bikini. Or a remote. More »

Happy Fat Tuesday: Top 10 Alcohol & Boobie Related Gadgets

For those unaware, today is Fat Tuesday, or Mardi Gras or Shrove Tuesday or Pancake Day or whatever the hell you want to call it. Let me put on my spectacles and give a little history lesson. More »

Hands On: Skins Keep That Phone Dry in the Hot Tub, No Matter What

Sure, we've seen plenty of skins that make your cellphone or iPod waterproof. But never have we had one demonstrated to us in such dramatic fashion. Here the lovely spokesmodel for Skins kindly waterproofs our Motorola Q. Hmm. There's something strangely familiar about this waterproofing process. More »

Japanese Digitally-Counted Breast Bounce Contest: NSFW and Proof Why We Need the Venice Project

Chen and Om like the Venice Project video service's concept: Use a P2P system to support bigger, faster, higher quality downloads. Here's proof why we need this, like, yesterday. More »

*Giggle* A Boob Radio

If the breast-shaped shampoo dispenser wasn't tantalizing enough, here is an extremely awesome matching boob radio. Tweak the left nipple to adjust volume and the right to tune the station. Just don't try this on your significant other, they may like it, but I doubt you will get any classic rock out of them. Wait, if you are buying a boob radio, you probably don't have a significant other so nevermind. $30. – Travis Hudson More »

Light Up the Night With Lumigram, Ma'am

Good god, gals! Get a load of this getup. This little minitop lights up the night with fiber optics embedded into the fabric. You can also get handbags, decorations and even fiber optic hair using the technology, all from France at an unspecified price. Nice. – Charlie White More »

Victoria's Secret Hocks $6.5 Million Bra, Babe Not Included

Because of our No Bra Left Behind policy here at the Giz, we're compelled to show you this year's fantasy getup from Victoria's Secret, this time tipping the bank account south by $6.5 million. The Hearts on Fire Diamond Fantasy Bra has a total of 800 carats—more than 2000 round diamonds—spread out across both breasts and on the straps, and a 10-carat diamond brooch right there in that sweet spot between those mountains of love. More »

Alyssa Milano Busty Mouse Pad

If Korean models weren't quite to your liking, how about an Alyssa Milano's breasty mouse pad? These $19.95 mouse pads work the same way the old ones did, with their chesticles acting as gel wrist-rests for your oh-so-tired hand. More »

Breast-Shaped Shampoo Dispenser

These breast-shaped shampoo dispensers are a teenage boy's best friend. More »

Breast Shaper

Listen up ladies and those who abuse steroids: get those breasts in shape with the Bust Doctor. It is an aid for misshapen breasts and includes the following instructions. More »