Dolls like "Baby Alive" come with special "green beans" and "bananas" that can be fed to the doll, "digested" and "defecated." To enhance the fun, Baby Alive occasionally poops prematurely creating a lifelike mess for you to clean up. Awesome right? Then there is the "Little Mommy Real Loving Baby Gotta Go Doll" with over 60 realistic phrases and fun sounds. It comes complete with a magic toilet that must be flushed after each use.

Curiously, the "I Crapped My Pants Doll" was left off the list. I mean, those other dolls cost over $40 while the pants crapper can be had for only $9. Now that's what I call value. Unfortunately, I can't promise that your child won't cry and curse your name if you purchase this as a Christmas gift. [Washington Post and Funny Outlet]

We'd rather get up close and personal with that babe wearing the bra, lovely supermodel Karolina Kurvoka, than the absurd garment itself. But if you find yourself coming up short of cash for one of these bejeweled brassieres this Christmas, perhaps that $1.89 million solid gold bra would be more in your price range. – Charlie White

Like this bra? Snap it up for just $6.5M [USA Today, via BornRich]