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debbyherbenick: Looks like D & Y are quite happy to see each other, actually. more »
moorek: These aren't the gourds you're looking for. more »
GitEmSteveDave_IsSlacking: Behind his back, the Imperial Navy Officers called him Lord Gourd. more »
Ruthless, If you let me: Looks like Vader has been eating a lot of lemons. more »
Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: Even though he's wearing a helmet and mask am I the only one seeing that expression of utter contempt on Vader's face plate? Seriously, it looks li... more »
Daniel Grinton: Not like I was ever getting laid again anyway. more »
Margatron: So, do you cut it with lightsaber knives? more »
Hello Mister Walrus: He looks like he is begging for death. more »
AmphetamineCrown: He looks frozen in carbonite. more »
MyPetFly: I wouldn't mind eating a Princess Leia muffin... more »

#starwars

Darth Pumpkin and Yod-o'-lantern
Today, reader Jason Lindquist spotted these two at a local shop in Roseville, MN. The Force is not that strong in these pumpkins. Perhaps I can find new ways to motivate the carvers the next time. [Thanks, Jason]
#wii

Vader Wii Sensor Bar Impedes Our Quest for Social Normalcy
We'll hand it to those Star Wars toy engineers: They've stolen our hearts yet again with another clever Wii/Vader mash-up. More »
#desert

This Darth Vader Cake Has Dark Side Frosting and a Banana Creme Filling
This Vader cake, made by the House of Cakes in Dubai, looks amazing. But the fact that it has a banana creme filling? Next level. [Great White Snark via Technabob]
#ads

No Wonder Darth Vader Has Such a Bad Attitude
It's not that his soul has been overtaken with darkness, it's that he's just really gassy! Those movies make so much more sense now. [Copyranter]
#starwars

This Is How Darth Vader's Mask Looks Inside
Here's the (probably) most famous mask in the world from the inside, which you can barely see in the movies. Lord Darth Vader's mask is supposed to help him breathe, but what do all those other little electronic parts do? More »
#design

Galactica Easter Egg: Ancient Cylon Could Actually Be Luke's Father
If you haven't watched the season finale of Galactica, don't read this. But if you have, it's time for a definitive revelation hidden in one of the latest episodes of the series: Luke's father was really a Cylon. More »
#mimobots

Darth Vader Unmasked Mimobot Flash Drive: If You're Lucky, You'll Get the Not-Whiny Anakin
Mimoco's getting more clever with their latest Star Wars mimobot flash drives—Darth Vader and Clone Rex have removeable masks, and one out of six Vaders will have the Uncle Fester face underneath, not the NOOOOO one. [Mimoco]
#imagecache

Photographer Plays With Dolls, Gets Results
In the most intense doll play since Dark Helmet went plaid, photographer Ian Pool creates brilliant off-duty moments for the best and worst supers—Hulk walking dog, Spidey peeing on wall, Darth taking dump—the list goes on... [io9]
#backpacks

Vader Back Buddy Pack Still Not As Lame As Those Three Prequels
Way back in 2006, a young, eager Jason Chen brought the world word of a Yoda Back Buddy that mimicked the training scene from The Empire Strikes Back. Now Darth Vader, ever the envious Sith Lord, wants in on the action too. More »
#starwars

Darth Vader's Head Will Freak You Up Every Morning
I wish this alarm clock—a full replica of Darth Vader's head—would would say "Luke! Luke, wake up! Damnit Luke, you whiny one-handed son of a Sith you! WAKE UP!" to get you out of bed. More »
#art

Darth Vader's Helmet Reimagined By Today's Best Underground Artists
If you happen to live in or around the city of Pittsburgh, you still have until May 3rd to visit the Andy Warhol Museum at catch a glimpse of the Vader Project. More »
#starwars

True Hate: The Darth Vader Kills George Lucas Tattoo
If you thought you hated George Lucas for crimes against your childhood, you haven't seen this image yet. Yours—or mine—is not hate. This is true Dark Side hate. Check the big picture and his explanation: More »
#wrongmodo

Darth Vader Gets Pregnant, Has a Girl and a Cake
What in the name of all that is sugar frosted and cinnamon-flavored is this cake from hell? Is Darth Vader going to eat your baby? Is the Dark Lord your child's father too? Answer us! More »
#toys

Best Obama Action Figure Ever Battles Darth Vader, Terrorists, Dick Cheney
Geezuss. Rollerblading. In spandex. Christ. This is, without a doubt, the best President Obama action figure ever: Posable, with facial expressions, interchangeable hands, katanas, 9mm gun, assault rifle, and a lightsaber, among many other complements. More »
#darksidedtoast

Vader Toaster is Most Awesome Bread-Branding Device Yet
You are weak, Cylon. *scary breathing effect* And if you need a cheery morning note on your breakfast food you do not know the power of the Dark Side. Leave this to me, I will deal with the toast myself, even if the crust is strong with this one. *scary breathing effect, again* Buy this toaster for $55 and today will be a day long remembered. [Nerd Approved]
#lucasstopnow

Darth Vader TV/DVD Has Lightsaber Remote
I like Star Wars. I even like some Star Wars merchandising, like the awesome R2-D2 projector or all the Lego Star Wars. But Lucas has to stop market-raping his franchises at once, for the love of all that is good, small, green, and lives in swamps. Example: this horrific 14-inch Darth Vader TV/DVD combo. Seriously, I can't understand how Lucasfilm can approve the crap above and don't do the best Star Wars promotional merchandise ever. Not even its light saber remote can save this cheapo TV from entering the ever-expanding Shitty Star Wars Merchandise Universe. More »
#sweetrelief

Sick of MacBook Posts? Here's a Picture of a Squirrel Dressed Up Like Darth Vader
Yes, I too am really sick of all these Apple/MacBook posts. I apologize, but we have no choice, really (turn off all Apple news by clicking here). Here, allow me to cleanse your palate with the above picture. Feel free to use the comments below to talk about anything at all, as long as it has nothing to do with Apple or their shiny, shiny products. [Sugarbush Squirrel]
#creepy

3D Darth Vader Wall Clock Springs into Action When the Lights Go Out
Just when you think that every possible opportunity for Star Wars merchandising has been explored, the folks at England's Wesco Limited come up with this 3D Vader helmet clock. Sure, clocks have been done before, but this particular version features glowing red eyes and a breathing sound effect that kicks in when the lights go out. It's kind of like having a perverted demon lurking around in the darkness while you sleep. Now, that is $35 well spent! [Star Wars Shop via GeekAlerts]
#starwars

Star Wars Flashers Use The Force (i.e., Flashing, Spinning Heads) to Alert You to Calls
Always had something against Darth Vader and his many Stormtrooper cronies? Why not denigrate them to the lowest forms of consumer electronics by decapitating their shrunken heads and turning those into nifty Star Wars phone flashers? Now if you're in a way-too-noisy cantina, or if you're phone is on silent, the head of the Dark Lord (or Stormtrooper No. 37291018) will spin 'round and 'round to make sure you don't miss your call. How droll. $9 a head. [Firebox via Random Good Stuff]
#starwars

Caption Contest: Vader Love
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#starwars

Tie Fighter Advanced X1 Webcam: Vader Records Your Private Moments
The cat is out of the bag—Darth Vader is a sick, perverted voyeur. First he sat atop your computer monitor and watched your every move. Now he his getting serious and starting to record the action (or lack therof) by using his Tie Fighter as a webcam. In addition to capturing audio, video and images, it also features sound effects from the movies. Just don't be surprised if your private moments end up all over the internet. Vader just can't be trusted with a YouTube account. Available soon for around $33. [Play via Technabob]
#starwars

Bobble Head Vader is So Ashamed of You
This bobble head Darth Vader is designed for your monitor, where he can look down on you in shame. What has disgusted him so? You. Slob. I mean, you were the chosen one! Yes, you! You always knew it, too, but gave up on moving objects with your mind at an early age while settling for a brief stint at community college and a decent office job. Sure, you've got a nice dog and a decent girlfriend, but you could have been wielding lightsabers and sharing awkward sexual tension with your sister. You're so lame. [Monsters in Motion via Nerd Approved]
#usb

Official Star Wars USB Hubs May be Best USB Products Ever
Forget Dr Who's TARDIS, sci-fi USB hub fans (come on... you know who you are) are going to go bonkers over these official R2D2 and Vader USB hubs. R2's head moves, he lights up and emits genuine Star Wars sound effects every three minutes, while Vader just seems to have the sound effects and glowing eyes. *Shiver*... menacing. Of course they also have four full-speed USB sockets on the front, and come with three feet of USB cable. Available in July for around $66... but that's in Japan, USB hub fans. [JapanStarWars via Technabob]
#diy

DIY Lightsaber Makes Attacking Whiny Jedi Nerds More Authentic
For those of us that saw footage of the drunken Darth Vader attack and found ourselves slightly disappointed by the... well... un-Star Wars-like nature of the Sith Lord's weapon, Instructables has a DIY kit to ensure that our next drunken rampage is truly worthy of the Dark Side. More »
#prosthetics

Fluidhand Prosthetic Makes Us Think of Darth and Luke
*Warped voice through Tannoy system* Chut chut. Pay Luke Skywalker bolla Tatooine frumf ti pund, konchee er pinkosponto kapa. Luke Skywalker bolla Tatooine frumf ti pund, pay." Translated from Huttese into Galactic Basic, that reads: "Greetings. Could Luke Skywalker make his way to the Tatooine Lost & Found, where his prosthetic hand has been handed in. Luke Skywalker to Tatooine's Lost & Found, please." More »
#starwars

Actual Video of Drunk Darth Vader Attacking Jedi
Remember the case of the drunkard dressing up as Vader and beating some Jedi-wannabees with a crutch? Here's the vid. I can't believe someone got charged with assault for this. Footage of the actual attack just takes all the juice away from the tale. I mean, in the old days, you had to take off someone's arm or head, or scorch their Jedi robes at least. Kids these days. [BBC]
#darthdrunk

Darth Vader Given Arrest Warrant, Pleads Guilty to Assault
After Darth Vader kicked a Jedi Master's ass with the Dark Side of the Crutch, District Judge Andrew Shaw issued an arrest warrant against the Lord of the Sith. After dictating it, he added: "I hope the force will soon be with him" (really—God save the Judge, Queen, and English humor.) Vader arrived later, pleading guilty to assault. During the trial, however, the court found that the events weren't exactly as we were initially told: the Jedis were actually even more moronic than previously imagined. More »
#dartht

Steampunk Vader Mask Makes Me Look Like Darth Kaiser
Mr. T doesn't understand all this jibba-jabba about Star Wars and steam punk! I ain't gettin into hyperspace, Han! They need Mr. T to install'em a new engine and shielding in da Falcon! And I pity that chump, Darth Vader, always having to wear that stupid mask. But I like this gold steampunked mask and chest thing 'cause I like the paint job and the nozzles! You heard me, suckas? NOZZLES! Jump to see all the pictures 'cause I'm heading to eBay to buy it! More »
#darthdrunk

Darth Vader Kicks Jedi Master's Ass With Crutch
A drunk guy dressed as Darth Vader, wielding a metal crutch, and probably making sounds like *swwoooshh* and *pew*pew*, assaulted and effectively kicked the ass of the founder of the first Jedi Church of England. The dork, a hairdresser called Barney Jones whose Jedi name is Master Hehol, was beaten down in his garden by the anonymous Vader while he was being interviewed for a documentary. Really. We mean this. The Jedi actually had this to say after the assault: More »
#laserpointers

Lightsaber Laser Pointers Turn Presentations Into Deadly Duels
Miniature laser pointers in the shape of the classic Jedi weapon: got to be a great idea. Styled to look like Vader's and Darth Maul's lightsabers, use these keychain lasers to point out any old PowerPoint slide you're presenting, and we bet they'll have you wearing a secret grin as you imagine that sound effect. [Technabob]
#business

Darth Vader Leaves Galactic Empire CEO Job, Joins Rock Band
ORLANDO, FL. (Agencies) - Following disagreements with the Galactic Empire President and Emperor over the arrest of Santa Claus last year, Darth Vader resigned today from his post of Imperial CEO effective immediately. Citing personal reasons, Lord Vader's spokeswomen Lucy Lamarr pointed out that the Dark Lord will now join a rock band. "And by 'joining a rock band,' I mean playing guitar in Rock Band on his PS3 with his pals, back in his home city of Dyersburg, Arkansas." Later this morning, however, Lord Vader clarified his position: More »
#santaarrestedbyimperialstormtroopers

Imperial Stormtroopers Arrest Santa, Emperor to Take Over Xmas
SANTA'S FACTORY, North Pole (Agencies) - An Imperial Stormtrooper commando broke into Santa's Factory on the North Pole yesterday evening, killing an undetermined number of elves, arresting the owner and confiscating his sled. Joe Kwazansky, local spokesman for the Evil Galactic Empire in Los Angeles, appeared in a press conference this morning confirming the rumors of an Imperial takeover of Christmas' celebrations. "The Emperor wants to assure His subjects that Xmas will continue as planned. The pug-nosed fatso, however, will pay for his crimes," Mr. Kwazansky said amid the palpable shock in the press corps. Apparently, the arrest has occurred in connection with earlier reports on the manufacturing and stealth placement of Weapons of Mass Destruction: More »
#sad

Darth Vader - "Luke, I am your flashlight"
How does it feel, Darth? From Ruler of the known Universe to kiddie flashlight. How far you have fallen after 30 years of over-merchandising. How do you work? A kid squeezes you, your head pops an you light up. Seriously? Do you like that, Darth? When the kids squeeze you? More »
#starwars

Multitalented Darth Vader Has a Hoedown With Luke Using Advanced Music-Making Device
Who knew that mouth-breathing thingamajig Darth Vader wears on his face was capable of such down-home, bluesy music? The versatile device is also capable of voice changing, turning Darth's sinister baritone into a rip-roaring hee-haa voice. Darth, we hardly knew ye. [Jibjab]
#reminder

For those seeking to be strong with the Dark Side of the Force on the go, the Darth Vader PSP drops tomorrow as part of the $199 Star Wars Battlefront Entertainment Pack. [Game Life]
#starwars

Darth Vader Crossbred With A Pirate Flag, Toy Collectors Go Crazy
Toy Artist KAWS and his Original-Fake toy store are dropping a custom Darth Vader vinyl toy. Utilizing KAWS signature art styles, the toy kinda looks like Darth Vader molested a sheep, but it's actually a skull and crossbones under the helmet. This limited edition toy (probably less than 500) drops September 29 in Tokyo and according to to Toys R Evil, it won't be an easy buy. To get one, you'll need to be over 15, have a valid ID and an admission ticket for the store. And even then, you're not guaranteed anything except crazed geek status. [Original-Fake via Hype Beast and Toys R Evil]
#starwars

Darth Vader Dog Costume
OK, originally, this was a post about an authentic looking Darth Vader costume. Browsing the site's extended branches, I bumped into this much cooler Darth Vader costume for Dogs, with cape, belt, and helmet. Original post is below, but for those who disbelieve dog is man's best friend. More »
#clocks

Darth Vader Alarm Clock
More than a few lucky women have gotten to wake up to James Earl Jones' smooth visage in the morning, but with this Darth Vader projection alarm clock, you can join that exclusive club without sacrificing your dignity (or your back—the man's quite heavy). It projects the current time (not just 12:56) up onto the ceiling so you can easily see whether you're late without having to go through that onerous task of rolling over onto your side. $29.99 gets you one as long as you don't live in Mexico. Vader had a bad adventure once with TJ Hooker—and we're not talking Shatner. [StarWars via Uber Review]
#lightside

Bedtime Stories Seem Darker with the Darth Vader Bedside Light
Are you sitting comfortably? Then let me breathe heavily. Schooooooooooooo. Once upon a time, there was a Jedi Knight called Anakin Skywalker, who went in search of the Dark Side. Schooooooooooooo. More »
#transformers

Darth Vader Brings The Force to the World of Transformers
Every Transformer should be ashamed right now. Darth Vader has rolled onto their turf and made them all look weak in comparison. Optimus Prime certainly can't turn himself into a man made planet, and the only thing Unicron can do is eat his way through the universe at 4 mph. We never believed the Millenium Falcon/Chewbacca Transformer could ever reign supreme. But Darth Vader, oh man. Not only does he still have his light saber, but when he transforms, he turns into the goddamn Death Star. I'd love to see Unicron's fat ass try and eat the Death Star. Not likely. [UberReview] More »

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