who needs an ink pad? Just make it out of case-hardened steel, and leave a permanent mark on that li'l wippersnapper's noggin.

No you just need to find an old person capable of bending over enough to take off the "self-inking cover".

I can just see the janitor at some old folks home comming into work and seeing 500 of these stamps in a trail leading to the guy who forgot to put the cover back on before sitting down to watch matlock.

I couldn't stop laughing, reading your description of this - great job Charlie

Add a cattle prod feature and I'm all over 'dat.

Cute design, but I wonder how many communities will appreciate you inking up the sidewalks. Also remember to recap the stamp if you don't want to be followed.

@FreeMan: You read my mind man, you read my mind.

@Beerad: I imagine that without the cap, the can is virtually useless since it would have no grip. That would sort of negate the powers of "RESPECT".

cane....sheesh

@FreeMan: Anybody who is bad-ass enough to make, carry, and use one of these made out of case-hardened steel doesn't need it.

@Kaiser-Machead: although, real bad-asses do in fact do this with cans.

*crushes can on K-M's head*

It should have swappable tips for variety. I'd like to see a UNITY tip for an ol' skool Rick James/Charlie Murphy type smackdown.

Sorry, I still fear and respect Singapore canes more.

@aboriginal:

I 2nd this idea....need a taser wand on the end

Well. This is crap.

Respect Cane: One handed blunt weapon with 2D6 damage and an additional 1D8 opportunity to damage morale once the respect stamp is applied to the opponent. 2 lbs, usable by codgers, old farts, geezers, and pimps. Pimps receive a 25% increased chance of mind control success.

I imagine pipms using this to mark their ho's.

good for the ole' ultra-violence

Reminds me of the bit on Adam Sandler's album.

Side walk stenciling is huge in urban areas, like out here in SF. If I start seeing mass produced stencils or stamps everywhere I will hang myself. Actually with all these sappy emo stencils, I may still hang myself.

@vince33: You can use a "cane" gun to off yourself if it gets that bad.

I think it's funny, but would recommend a water based ink that will wash away, thus allowing you to make your mark, but not be a dick about it.

Cheeee... maybe I should get one of these. On the days when I have to use my cane, I can't even get a gen-X slacker to offer me a seat on the bus.

On the other hand, maybe I should just poke 'em with the cane as is. It might be the only thing that gets their attention.

@vince33: About the only thing that defaces sidewalks around here (Los Angeles area) is the dickwad city crews marking them up with spray paint to tell them where to come back six months later when they get around to it and dig the sidewalk up.

its like grafiti for old people

Pure genuis.