Apparently, you guys really like Sexy Stormtroopers. Fair enough. Far be it from me to judge your creepy and pathetic sexual fantasies. Whoops, I just did! My bad. In any case, apparently a couple of folks named Red and Johnny enjoy wearing Stormtrooper helmets in a variety of often-suggestive situations. Here's a gallery of some of the finer examples of their art; follow the Flickr link to see the motherload.
[Flickr via Boing Boing]
Sexy Stormtrooper Makes Me Rethink Hatred of the Empire
6:00 PM on Fri Aug 10 2007
By Adam Frucci
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Of for fuck sake!? Why?
I don't know, she's not really that hot.
She's a hot for the midwest, in an Oklahoma-kinda way.
im very much weirded out by this but that girl's tattoo is awesome.. i want that
Hmmm, i wonder how she intends to do fellatio with that ugly startreck helmet on
murrrrrrrrrrr.
@SnowingCookies: KAAAAAAHN!
Wait? Star Trek? Star Trek is in the future. Star Wars happened a long time ago.
@SnowingCookies:
Star Wars... Gawd...
@je-c:
that was my conclusion as well. kind of pot bellied, small tits, but who knows, maybe the helmet really does augment her sexiness... it's a sci-fi paper bag.
Number 4 looks like she's eating at Mogador.
@themetree: That's some freaky tats!
@nutbastard: He's just outgassing.
reminds me of that one cartoon from Looney Tunes...
where good looking body with fugly head pops out from behind a curtain rise...
May the force be in..uh...ahem....WITH you.
@icepick314: That's called a ButterFace.
I hope the "people" who are all into this, are all tounge-in-cheek about it.
Cause um, otherwise your "sex drive" is just a joke -- a sad, lonely almost lawl.
@nutbastard: Pot bellied? You gotta be kidding me. If that's your idea of a "gut" I'd hate to see the kinda chick you think is ideal.
+1 for the Freaky Stormtrooper fetish though.
@FubarGuy: I was going to say the same thing. Potbellied?! Geese that guy must be used to women that don't eat over 5 calories a day.
Also, normally I don't like women with tattoos. But that is a pretty nice looking tat she's got there. And the size of breasticles don't really matter to me. Just as long as they're real.
must...resist...emotionless face with boobies...
seriously, sometimes you fellas need a wakeup call
I just realized I have a new fetish...
a chick with a mechanical bulldog face? pass..
...That's... a little strange...
Chick needs to go to a buffet everyday for a few weeks and then get a boob job, she looks like a 10 year old boy with a tatoo artist. Terrible. IMHO.
"TK-421, Why aren't you at your post?"
"TK-421, Come in!"
The force is strong with this one.
The Empire never seemed that bad to me. They blew up a planet, but it was the jedi who claimed to be superior and wanted wanted to rule like kings. tough choice if you were a regular joe stuck in the middle.
and if yoda ever tells you to do something, in order to actually succeed, do the opposite.
None of the women have boobs...and their bods are not that great either.
I saw a female stormtrooper at Mega-Con this past Spring who was 100 times hotter than that stripper stormtrooper was. I didn't get any pics though... if only the JesusPhone had come out sooner. *sigh*
This picture may explain the helmet
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I do think the photo set is fun though.
LOL! I actually know them and am blown away that they appeared on Boingboing and the official Star Wars news blog. Good going, "Zark"!
And everyone keeps posting pictures of Red. Poor Jonny, no love.
@JE-C and the rest:
Talk about not wanting to hit it! I'm with you guys totally. Just look at those sharp knees. This woman is way below my standards.
Ridiculous. She needs the full suit to be considered any thing above the "sort of attractive" level.
Eh, I think these two are hotter.
[www.themovieblog.com]
she might not have big boobs, but i bet she also doesnt have the big bitch attitude that usually goes with them.
She looks like a tard with that helmet on. Nice bod though.
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