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more about #fashion maven2k: #1- The head-dess thing ruins the whole look for me. #2 - Waaaay too much info about your underpants, Jesus. more » scarbrtj: You like this? You should see what happens with two balls. more » omgwtflolbbqbye: I thought someone already invented the technology to do this back in the 70s. I believe they called it: 'Barry White Noise' more » Gary_7vn: Nikola Tesla would have made one that worked on any dress, and from any point on the planet. Still, this is progress. more » Rejexted: Why do all designers have to make their stuff look ridiculous? I'll never get the point of designing things that no one will ever wear in public. Wome... more » mercury_marine: Yeah...well...my subs can make panties drop from a block away. more » Complexified: To the tune of Twinkle Twinkle: Nipple nipple little star How I wonder how dark you are Sitting atop the boobs so sweet something something something... more » Duckspwn: It's not a pooper! It's a toilet, goddammit, a TOILET. more » gamereric22: she scares the shit out of me more » natethomas: I'm sorry people. Look at her eyes. This is clearly the girl from the Italian version of The Ring, here to haunt our nightmares. more » chrishw: I don't understand the relevance of this article. more » Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: She needs to forget about cleaning the cupboard, go to the fridge and make a friggin' sammich already. Anorexia is a disease, not a fashion statement. more » Shamoononon: I shave my legs.: Ewww, is that girl on the pooper older than nine? more » RE-L: Why aren't we wearing this stuff? Because my husband would never allow it. Not if I wanted to go outside. more » Cash907Censored: For the geek that just has to say "mug my pathetic ass" as cheaply as possible. more » Identity Avatar: To me, this looks like a mix between Altair, a crossing guard, and one of those yellow/green firetrucks. Nothing good can come of this! more » Yuppers: I love you: Boy, ah. Hmm... I can't tell, but it looks like girls don't 'stick' around him. Is there a 'tape' of him making this? Hmm, yeeesss.... He seems to ... more » Purple Dave: It's not "duct" tape. The original name brand is Duck Tape (that whole waterproof thing), and regardless of brand it's horribly unsafe for use on duc... more » Dr. Evil Genius is eagerly anticipating the Year of the Black Rainbow: Question:"Why aren't we wearing this stuff?" Answer: Some of us want to keep our chances of enjoying the company of the opposite sex at the highest p... more » Animal_Chin: I would totally wear this snowboarding on those nasty warm / rainy days in the spring. You know, the ones that are too warm for your gore-tex shell a... more » -
#nsfw
Undress a Woman Using Radio Frequencies
A dress that gradually disappears as you get a magic ball near to it? Yaishplease. That's exactly what Daan Roosegaarde, V2 Lab, and Maartje Dijkstra have created, using a flexible plastic material and radio frequency technology. Very pretty too: More » -
#nsfw
Naturally, Vogue's Twitpic Spread Includes Barely Dressed Girls
You know that the world has changed when a classic fashion magazine like Vogue Italia includes a spread that follows the layout of Twitpic. Well, actually, that's a lie, but I needed some excuse to publish this, ok? More » -
#fashion
Duct Tape Hoodie Is Basically Geek Chain Mail...Err, Geekier Chain Mail
Duct tape, Man's greatest micro engineering accomplishment. It's strong, waterproof and it glows like some magical metal shark skin alloy. Why aren't we wearing this stuff? More » -
#led
Wind-Sensitive LED Dandelion Dress Is Made for Pretty Night Fairies
I like this dress embroidered with dandelion lights. Called Flare, it was created by designer Stijn Ossevoort. The LED flowers glow up gently when the wind or your breath touches them, causing much swooning and sighing in the process. More » -
#japan
Japan Self-Defense Force Sunglasses
These JSDF shades have apparently been endorsed by the Japanese military because they won't fracture even if struck at 106mph by a 6.5mm (0.3-inch) diameter object. Not quite bulletproof, but the picture looks cool. More » -
#design
Beautiful Dress Made Out Of 24,000 LEDs
24,000 full-color, super-thin LEDs, 4,000 Swarovski crystals, and enough iPod batteries to keep everything glowing for about an hour. This picture doesn't do the Galaxy Dress justice, but the video comes close. More » -
#fashion
Vitruvian Voltron
If only Leonardo da Vinci had 1980s cartoons as his muse, it would be Voltron representing Man's innate tie to geometry and architecture. Live in that better world by purchasing this $18 t-shirt, or sniffing more Crayola. [ThinkGeek via RedFerret] -
#fashion
Space Invaders Autopsy T-Shirt
Mark showed you how Space Invaders really look like from the outside. Now it's time to get the scalpel and look for the three stomachs. For $18, you can play doctor too. [Threadless via Likecool] -
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#fashion
MIT Media Lab: Electronic Wallpaper, Conductive Threads and More
Diana Eng, who you might remember as Project Runway's premiere nerd designer, took a look at MIT's Media Lab and found some pretty cool stuff, mostly run off of Arduino microcontrollers. Check it out below. More » -
#watches
Nu Pop Watches Make Being Hip Almost Worth the Inconvenience
Ignore the site's lame hip hop and its general theme of trying too hard, because these nu pop watches by designer Pascal Mouawad and musician Jermaine Dupri are pretty snazzy in their own right. $145. [nupop via Whollysblog via bookofjoe] -
#fashion
What Space Invaders Really Look Like (T-Shirt)
All these years, we pegged the Space Invaders for grotesque aliens. Really, they're men and women just like us, flying spaceships in a war they neither want nor understand. $18. [Threadless via FashionablyGeek] -
#cellphones
In Addition to Making You Look Like a Douche, Cellphone Holsters May Also Reduce Bone Density
Bad news, people who carry their phones on your belts: according to Turkish researchers, you may be at risk for reduced hip bone density. More » -
#art
LED Eyelashes Are the Next Stage in Woman's Self-Torturing Arms Race
Designer Soomi Park is a betrayer of her own sex. She could very well start a trend with these LED eyelashes, forcing women everywhere to painfully affix electrodes to their faces, blinding themselves with each eye-smile. (See the video!): More » -
#fashion
Ecko Star Wars Watches, If You're Not Fett Up Yet
We can only imagine how much money there is to be made on a $100 geek hoodies, which probably why Marc Ecko, teamed with Timex, is looking to release a line of Star Wars watches next. More » -
#bsod
Blue Screen of Death (On a Belt)
I don't know why my belt crashed. I went to the restroom and then zipped up and then shook my hips like Elvis in the mirror...wait, Belt 7 isn't Elvis compatible. That explains everything. [GeekGoneChic via Crunchgear] More » -
#3d
The Shark Still Looks Fake
Strike fear into the hearts of men with the courteous Three Dimensions of Terror t-shirt ($10). Its 3D shark is kind enough to wait for its victims to put on glasses before commencing the attack. [Threadless via Super Punch] -
#design
DNA-Inspired Closet Is As Space-Efficient As It's Twisted and Curvy
Irina Alexandru's design is more of a coat hanger than a closet, but it's intended to allow for the maximum amount of clothing hangers in the smallest amount of space. I just plain like the curvy double helix design. More » -
#cellphones
Limited Edition Nokia N97 Mini RAOUL Goes Well With Rich Mahogany
This limited edition Nokia N97 mini comes with lots of leather and the stamp of approval from fashion plate RAOUL. Also, leather—did I mention that yet? More » -
#caffeine
Battery Refill Required
This t-shirt visualizes what we've all known for a long time: He who merges with the caffeine merges with the power. $20. [Glennz Tees via Fashionably Geek] -
#geekfashion
I'm Gonna Wear This Mini Dress For A Full Body 3D Experience
Look, I get that this mini dress is a Halloween costume, but I can't help but want to wear it right now and look like a walkin', talkin' pair of 3D glasses. [Etsy via Fashionably Geek via Boing Boing] -
#culture
T-Shirt States the Painfully Obvious
We cannot defeat the aliens without robots, but robots will eventually turn on us. It's a paradox, friends. Enjoy that burn in your head; it's called "thinking" (though "wasting time" is also applicable here). $40. [Cuppa via FashionablyGeek] -
#fashion
I Was Just Admiring Your Record Collection
Some may see this t-shirt as a tad perverted. And while that interpretation is fair, the piece is also a subtle allusion to Pavement's infamous Sunny Side Up. See? It's pop art for just $42. [White Lightning via Cool Hunting] -
#fashion
Master Chief Hoodie Thwarts Cool Fall Breeze
Man's greatest triumphs are often his smallest. You may not live to defeat those purple dudes and kinda tannish green dudes that Master Chief pwnd through his Halo franchise, but you can absolutely dominate temperatures ranging down to 47-degrees Fahrenheit. More » -
#concepts
Firefighter Boots Leave Goopy, Glowing Trail of Firefly Carcasses
I can't pretend to have experienced the danger of firefighting first-hand, but it seems like losing a partner while a burning building crumbles around you is a very real possibility. And these boots, while just a concept, might help. More » -
#tshirts
Why Lightguns Are Restricted by Most Hunting Permits
And with a bit of luck and a lot of practiced skill, the stoic hunter feeds his family for another day. Now commemorate the plebeian triumph with this $19 shirt. [uneetee via Fashionably Geek] -
#bags
The Nazis, While Unspeakably Evil, Made a Fine Solar Backpack
Do I even need to ask why anyone would want a German army WW2 backpack? More » -
#tshirts
These Are the Photoshop Filter Heroes
Emboss may not look tough, but don't get that guy angry. More » -
#headsets
Volution Bluetooth Headset Concept Almost Makes Headsets Cool—Almost
Bluetooth headsets suck, mostly due to the fact that they're butt ugly and turn users into talking-to-themselves crazy people. But this latest design takes care of the first issue—so long as you're a lady (says designer Fandi Meng). More » -
#nsfw
The Centerfold T-Shirt Works Exactly as Advertised
Thousands of years of clothing technology have culminated to this one moment, a critical crossroads of fabric and fapping. More » -
#fashion
Ooohh, New Ecko Star Wars Hoodies
We never knew what angels wore before we first laid eyes on the original Marc Ecko's Boba Fett hoodie. Now, the label is offering six new Star Wars branded pieces of apparel. More » -
#tshirts
If Knowing Is Half the Battle, What's the Other Half? Lasers.
This t-shirt investigates the oft overlooked "other half" of the battle. So if knowing is half the battle, what's the other half? Lasers. 25% red. 25% blue. We''ll all sleep better having reconciled this age-old conundrum. $20 [Nerduo] -
#fashion
Crude But True, T-shirt, Crude But True
One day history will acknowledge the great t-shirt philosophers of the 21st century, their cotton tomes hanging in the Smithsonian amidst mankind's greatest intellectual triumphs. Until then, $22 says that smartphones work great in the bathroom. [CafePress via FashionablyGeek] More » -
#toys
Transformers Nikes Come in Sweet Toy Box
Just for a moment, we're going to put our haughtiness aside regarding non-sustainable packaging and the collectible sneaker movement to enjoy Nike's clever new Transformers shoeboxes. More » -
#fashion
S. Cafe Shirts Are Made From Coffee Grounds
"One medium cup of coffee can make two T-shirts," according to the general manager of Singtex, makers of S. Cafe shirts. More » -
#fashion
RIPT FUSION Shirt Transforms Man Into Meathead, Instantly
Dilemma: You want to look sexy but not too sexy—and certainly not all the time. You're busy and have errands to run, and you can't have post office employees rubbing up in your junk like pups in heat. More » -
#transport
2UNFOLD Laptop Bag Is Probably Too Attractive for You or Your Computer
Your MacBook Air or whatever is a sharp machine, sure. But it's not timeless, handcrafted Italian leather that's transformable into one of eight different styles. More » -
#fashion
Apparently Making Bacon Bits Is Just Like Playing Space Invaders
We've all underestimated the power of the recent bacon movement. Hop on this meme while it's still hot (and crispy-smokey-delicious) with this $10 shirt from woot!. And here we always thought bacon bits were made of soy. [shirt.woot! via geekologie] -
#fashion
Maria Sharapova's Flashing Dress Is Less Exciting Than It Sounds
Maria Sharapova recentlyshilled forteamed up with Sony Ericsson and the London College of Fashion to show off students' techno-fashion ideas. The winning concept, i.e. the future? A Bluetooth dress that blinks whenever your phone rings. More » -
#fashion
Hero Vests Are Perfect for Any Occasion, So Long as It's the End of the World
It's not just a sleeveless tee. It's Man's last hope in a battle for life, liberty and justice. More » -
#watches
Diesel Spawns a Two-Faced Freak of Nature Watch
Apparently, half a watch plus half a watch equals one ugly watch. More »
