Bah, photochop. There's a bendy straw and a Q-tip on there, fercrissakes.

But they didn't go for the triple-double: no dildo.

NO

Knives near your eyeballs? What could go wrong?

Yes, it is PS, but at least TFA is mildly entertaining.

My favorite attachment is the extra pair of sunglasses.

And yet, I would still want them. Pay for them, no. Put them on a wishlist and kick myself when a relative forked over cash for them some holiday--yeah, been there.

Ya, quite the photoshop job... very easy to see the edit. :P Like the backscratcher, good call on it being the same color as the frames, but length it's totally obvious.

Please tell me Adam Frucci you knew that this was a fake... :P

do they include something to support the nose that you shatter when you put them on?

the backscratcher and the straw were a nice touch, btw.

The really odd thing is that I didn't really even stop for a moment to consider it fake.

Rather, I paused for a moment to ask if the temples would get caught on my shirt if I used the backscrather or what kind of hand position I'd have to use to cut firewood with the saw.

Thankfully, my little grey cells can rest easy, now.

attach TSA Press Release here

When are they going to make the swiss army dildo?

Did those of you who thought "Hmm... I think this thing is 'shopped" even look at the fact it has a straw in it? A bendy one?

Funny pic tho! :D

How about the q-tip? Talk about reusable for all the wax in your ears for years and years to come.

Jesus Christ, what a terrible idea. This is the freaking definition of "Bad Product Placement".

Blindsides Dork, I will see your NO and raise you a THE HELL?

very nice, but useless