In another bold legal move by Apple and their crack team of lawyers, iPodMyBaby has changed their name to iPopMyBaby. In what way is baby clothing a threat to the massive Cupertino juggernaut? Glad you asked. Like the Communist Party in the 1950s or a nasty cold sore, using the iPod name to sell baby clothing is an insidious and very real threat against the iPod market share. Imagine the chagrin if Mrs. Joanne Sixpack went into a Radio Shack for an iPod Nano and instead purchased an iPod onesie. Human sacrifice, cats and dogs living together—mass hysteria!

Founder of iPodMyBaby, now the violently named iPopMyBaby, David Schroeder is keeping a stiff upper lip. "We received a letter from Apple to change our website
address. We own the iPod baby clothing space, which probably scares
Apple a little bit as we are selling thousands of iPod baby outfits
and they aren't selling any at all." Apple then removed him from the iron maiden and gave him a drink of brackish water, informing him that all the pain would now stop and that he was free to return to the diamond mines below Steve Jobs' mountain palace. – John Biggs

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