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These things are pretty stupid, but hell, anything can be funny if you're drunk enough. The censor bar glasses are worn like regular glasses and put that black censor bar over your eyes like in those late-night Girls Gone Wild ads. Useful for streakers, shoplifters, or people with really wide faces.
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Pretty stupid? Really stupid.
Anyone ever see the old Garry Shandling Show? He got drunk in one episode and was rolling around naked. Instead of adding the black spot over his privates in post production, he was wearing a cloth circle over his grown instead.
Funny story but true story: I was at this party once, and there was this guy who was wearing beer goggles. No, seriously. Real glasses (like sunglasses) but made to look like they were from beer bottles. I'll see if I can find the link somewhere...
Cool, now I can re-create that AC~DC album cover!
I was going to throw in a date rape joke in there, but it was probably going to be too mean. Right?
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