Buzz Box Should Be Illegal, May Cause Insanity

When darkness falls, the Buzz Box is activated to emit a high-pitched "buzzing" noise, not too dissimilar to the noise made by a large mosquito thirsty for blood. The use?

If you have enemies, (with a personality like yours that is more than likely), hide this in their apartment. Slowly but surely, they will begin to resent life, then you can watch them transform into an insomniac with paranoid tendencies focused on the evils and dangers of mosquitoes and wasps. And you will laugh, a hearty laugh, each night before you lay down to blissful slumber. Kill Bill, eat yer' heart out.

Priced at £4.99 ($10.21) each, they are only available in batches of twelve, so you are going to need a dozen enemies to make it a worthwhile purchase. Shouldn't be difficult. [Product Page via Nerd Approved]

6:20 PM on Sun Sep 30 2007
By Haroon Malik
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witeowl at 07:01 PM on 09/30/07
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Ooohhhh... Shivers went up my spine when the managers of a school fundraiser announced these as a possible prize for students to earn.

I'm fearing the parent phone calls after students use these on parents and/or siblings.
mfaerber at 07:09 PM on 09/30/07
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"...need a dozen enemies..."

Screw that! Hide all 12 of them in someones' house! Oh the fun.
chinesedentist at 07:35 PM on 09/30/07
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@mfaerber: Yeah, but then they'll definitely know something is up.

With one they may think it's actual bugs.

$400 worth of exterminator's fees later, you can let them in on the joke...

Or not.
Bowler Hat at 08:49 PM on 09/30/07
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Why stop at $400? Throw in a few extra zeros, why dontcha?
tin at 09:13 PM on 09/30/07
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I just ordered a pack...

...off to make 12 enemies.
jdog2050 at 09:23 PM on 09/30/07
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Oh god...as someone plagued by never-ending South Korean mosquitoes...this really isn't very funny.
slip at 09:33 PM on 09/30/07
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Haroon- the word is "surely", not "surly".
sur·ly (sûr'lē)
adj., -li·er, -li·est.

1. Sullenly ill-humored; gruff.
2. Threatening, as of weather conditions; ominous: surly clouds filled the sky.
3. Obsolete. Arrogant; domineering.

Normally I wouldn't notice, but you made the same mistake in this post and the one below it (about the razr2 vs mercedes).
smeee at 10:30 PM on 09/30/07
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@slip

no one likes people like you.
Windhawk at 11:03 PM on 09/30/07
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@slip: Shirley, you jest!
smeee at 11:10 PM on 09/30/07
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@slip

oh and we all "fart in thou general direction"

NI!
Palestina at 11:52 PM on 09/30/07
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Yeah I can see there's someone in this comment box who really needs a box like that, will show him that some things can be worst than misspelling!
From: WWW.TECHIEDIVA.COM: TRACKBACK at 12:03 AM on 10/01/07
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Everyone is familiar with the buzzing sound of an elusive mosquito, and that is enough to drive anyone nuts after a while.
godwhacker at 12:33 AM on 10/01/07
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@Windhawk:
dont call me shirley!!!
Amsterdaam - KEEP SMILING at 08:34 AM on 10/01/07
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@slip:
douche bag
Function: noun
slang : an unattractive or offensive person
Dramatism at 10:29 AM on 10/01/07
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[www.thinkgeek.com]
Far more annoying and, trust me, wayyyyyy more satisfying. ;-D
Dramatism at 10:31 AM on 10/01/07
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sorry, the link I just posted didn't include the name - the "think geek annoy-a-tron" with multiple levels of random beep generation for you to hide anywhere and piss off your boss or spouse, whomever you could stand to loose first!