So much in love with shiny new toys, it's unnatural.
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Marketed as the world's first multi-speed waterproof massage glove, the Fukuoku
should be used to give yourself or someone you know a nice, thorough massage. At the porn convention, however, all bets were off and the glove was used by this crazy old man to harass random passersby. We could use this after a week on non-stop CES and MacWorld coverage.
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So that's what Uncle Frank is up to these days...
There is no way in hell I'd ever let a guy at a porn convention touch me with a waterproof, vibrating glove.
hm,...Fukuoku. That name looks a lot less innocent then it is pronounced. Fuk-u-ok-u
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Please pickup on the white Courtesy Phone marked "Obvious."
Wheres the link to the glove, hell if it works and its just out of the box (no pun intended) Ill take one.
All that clip needed was some Benny Hill naughty old man music.
BTW, was it just me or did anyone else notice how close that was getting to becoming a gay bear thing?
/totally buying one of those gloves
I think I can hear the fans of the love-gun rejoicing!
This isn't new.
I've been eyeing a matched pair of these for over a year now.
Yes, I'm a dirty pervert, but I enjoy it, and so do the people I'm friends with :P
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