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Some parents encourage their children, buying them Leapfrog learning toys and maybe Fisher Price doctor kits. But let's face it - most of your children aren't going to be very successful. Some will fall to the evils of drugs, prostitutes, miming and tattoos. And for those children, we have the $14.99 GR8 TaT2 Maker by Spin Master Toys.
Open up your very own pretend play tattoo parlor. This easy-to-use tattoo maker kit includes an electronic tattoo pen and funky stencils. Using soft, safe pulsating action, the tattoo pen creates realistic, washable designs with dramatic effects.
Order now and have non-replaceable needles pre-infected with hepatitis absolutely free!
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There's a Federline joke in here somewhere...
i wish i would have seen this sooner. i could have had all the tats i wanted for $14.99. i had to get real ones and they cost much more. :p
Bottle of liquor and friends to egg you on not included.
Special edition includes a marriage certificate for brother and sister.
Dang. Maybe if they'd had something like this when I was a kid, instead of those disgusting "lick 'em and stick 'em" runny paper things, I might have gotten my mom softened up about the idea of my getting a real tattoo a lot sooner.
Although I admit there was a fair amount of entertainment value in hearing her screech "YOU WHAAAAATTTTT!!!" over the phone, back in the days when I was 46 and she was 67...
I'll stick with getting mine from the good folks at CrackerJack, thank you very much!
I'm going to wait for the body piercing kit to be released and get them both.
thank go they didn't stoop so low as to get trailer-park-trash-looking kid models to be the ones getting tattoos.
oh wait.
The bloodletting kit is due out Nov 27th.
"My first lancet"
Tramp stamp stencils not included
Finally I can get the tat I've always dreamed of to symbolize street warfare: a clown on a unicycle. Effing tough.
Although, I may hold out to see if they release a "Dog the Bounty Hunter Special Edition" complete with leather arm bands and a feathered mullet wig.
Heh, the title made me laugh. HARD.
Baby Piercing Pagoda© And Body Mod Toddlers Kit®; expected out by late December just in time for Christmas.
those little hippies need to go get a job!
all the bad ass cool kids wear collared shirts and get happy dolphin tattoos
Hmmm...
That's a rather "profiling" type of remark you make there! As a 15 year veteran Law Enforcement Officer, I am proud of my ink! If I were to suggest such a "profiling" remark, the ACLU would be all over my rear end!
Treat everyone with respect... regardless of race, creed, or religion. Enforce the law equally and fairly. And wow! I have tattoos!!!!
No hookers or dope for me! And in my part of the world, the Health Department inspects the shops.
If you don't want this for your kids... great. Your option! We like ours!
C'mon guys... don't rush to judgement.
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