• By Joel
    May 25, 2005 10:57 AM 1,207
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    Lies I Have Told Verizon DSL Support Today

    • "I am an IEEE-certified electrical engineer."
    • "I would be happy to wait."
    • "I have completed all your tests as you requested, including rewiring my house."
    • "My secondary phase-coupling array shows a positive electricon flow across my end-to-end wiring."
    • "Have a nice day."
    • "I am sorry I used the term 'totally assed in my face.'"


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