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    Lipstick Pen: If James Bond Were a Drag Queen

    lipstickpen.jpgQ: "Mr. Bond, please try out our latest invention in your arsenal."
    B: "This is...lipstick?"
    Q: "No! It only appears to be lipstick! Really, it's a secret pen."
    B: "Umm, for what?"
    Q: "So you can write secret messages!"
    B: "No explosives?"
    Q: "Nope."
    B: "Laser beams?"
    Q: "Definitely not."
    B: "Does it come in a less tarty color? People think I'm a manwhore already."

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