Gizmodo
The water sellers have stepped over the line again, now marketing the stuff toward pets. Mollibrands' precious website makes my skin crawl, where the anthropomorphizing goes so far beyond the realm of reality that these people must have been upset about the reclassification of Pluto because it's their homeland. Get this:
"Since we are pet parents ourselves, we have created the precise formula to support pets' key body functions for a healthy life."Funny how there's no mention of the price of this Molli's Choice water, which if you have to ask, you probably can't afford it. The company offers this most rare of products in an unflavored version and "a selection of subtle and sophisticated flavors to keep even the most discriminating pet properly hydrated." Maybe you should try pouring some of this premium bottled water in your toilet, the vessel preferred only by the most discriminating pets.
Product Page [Mollibrands, Inc., via TRFJ]
Comments
Oh dear god!
What next? Fake tan for your dog perhaps? Ipods for your cats?
Whats scary is, people will actually buy this.
It's sad but... people are just f*cking stupid. You could bottle "organic air from the Amazon Rainforest" and people would still buy it.
Where can I get some of that air?
Wow! They created the precise formula to support key body functions for a healthy life?
Man, I wish somebody would start making that for all sorts of animals, including humans.
Hmmm... I wonder what they would call such a miracle drink...
I know, let's call it water, in honor of the already-existing drink that has the precise formula to support the key body functions of nearly every animal on our planet! Yeah, I like that idea...
HeyWoWItsFelipe- Ever been to an oxygen bar?
What kind of sick, twisted humans are "parents" to any kind of pets. Sounds like beasality to me. Or maybe someone just loves Rex a bit too much.
Say Woof!
Hrm. I wonder if it's even *more* expensive than Evian...
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