• By Mark Wilson
    Feb 17, 2007 12:30 PM 7,880
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    Pirate Toaster: ARRR! Pass the Jam ARRR!

    "Ahoy, here's yer breakfast."
    "What's this...pirate toast?"
    "Arrr, my colors are shown. Prepare for boarding!"
    "What? Stop! That's my omelet!"
    "Tis my omelet, now!"
    "There goes your tip, buddy."
    "Arr, not me booty!"

    $40 may seem like a lot to pay for the Pirate Toaster, but just think of all the money you'll save on bacon, eggs and sea biscuits. – Mark Wilson

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