Gizmodo
With this Hound Bytes Talking Dog Collar, your dog can finally speak for himself. Attach the speaker to your dog's collar, take the dog out for a walk, and with your remote control concealed in your pocket, you can make your dog seemingly utter catchy phrases, such as:
It's a dog eat dog world, so eat me!Might be fun for one or two laughs. Certain to impress that babe with the Pomeranian next door, it's $14.99.
Tricks! You wanna see tricks? Get yourself a hooker!
Woof, woof, I don't think we've been formally introduced. Would you like to smell my asshole?
Product Page [Be Wild, via LIVEdigitally]
