In this video from our local news channel, some guy named Ricky explains that being a technosexual is all about having the sexiest gear and setting up wireless routers for women. If this is all it takes, then this is the one "sexual" we're definitely suited for (the heteros only let us in begrudgingly).
Faaaaaabulous!
Technosexual - the new new buzz [TechieDiva]













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So what would a gay technosexual be called? Techmosexual? I'm cofused...about the name I mean!
This must be really old considering whats being shown at the Apple store
Whoa, whoa, whoa... now you're not seriously going to show me that video and not tell me where I can buy that totally rockin' butterfly CD player!?
Lol funny post elistist, I think this technosexual was bound to happend, the metrosexual came and went so it was time for a new one. I doubt it will help get you some nice female fun but why not try.
Your right jd91dc, the mini they showed was very old so who knows, they had nothing better to do so they ran this news story.
Completely ridiculous. And, yeah, old story. The iPods are one giveaway. The Nomads shortly aftwards are another.
Is that pronounced like "Tech. No sex, you all."
/Just sayin'.
I don't know if technosexual is the term I would use for that guy....
D. Flores - try the B & O store near you. Or, failing that, try Sharper Image.
This just in:
Technosexual movement helps men attract materialistic women through purchasing of fancy gadgets.
Buying the latest crap shouldn't be the way to get the girl. People liked a man who was handy around the house because he had skills, skills you can't just buy. He speaks of being able to set up your girl's wifi, which is a skill, but then goes on to basically advocate buying a whole bunch of expensive, chic speakers and coffee pots and doodads. A vaccuum is a vaccuum. It sucks up dirt? Perfect. What ever happened to people liking others for personality and not how big your iPod hard drive is?
To all the geeks out there (yes, I'm one too and proud of it), read up on non-tech matters. Become a better conversationalist on a broader topic base (read: politics, philosophy, etc.) and improve your wit. Clean up your appearance, but no need to go to extremes, no sense in dressing in an Armani if that's not who you are. Get a girl who likes you for you, not your stuff, and lasting relationships, hopefully true love, will follow.
Technosexual is the scientific name for "NERD!".
And, just like Metrosexuals, Homosexuals, or WhateverLabelTheMediaCanPullOutOfItsRearTodaySexual... they ain't gettin' laid by women.
...did that guy just say "cool messenger bags"?
Speaking from the girls' side:
"I think brain size and boob size are inversely proportional, 'cos [other roommate]'s really chesty and you're really flat." - my brilliant kid sister's roommate
"Intelligence is sexy." - my engineer boyfriend
If male nerds complain about not getting laid it's because they're blindly chasing bimbos, who have a smorgasbord of men to choose from, and ignoring the smart-yet-cute girls around them.
Yeah!!!! Technosexual, thats a great word. Now all my friends can stop calling me a "Gadget Whore".
I cry in "1"s and "0"s.
I always regarded the term technosexual as describing someone who loves technology but also gets laid. A geek with social skills. (they do exist)
Also, does that make all old people "Technophobic".
Xeonbiologista: Well, there's a distinct shortage of young eligible ladies who fall under the heading of "Smart and Cute".
BTW, what's your number?
(Just kidding)
If you are defined by the stuff that you own, then that stuff owns you, you mindless drone.
These people are totally misusing the word. I know a guy who regularly sticks his dick in his computer. THAT'S a technosexual.
thecnosexual = geek who shops at the GAP???
this is lame. soon there will be iSexuals - bitches who, for no good reason, buy all the Apple gear, etc.
JAMES-42 said it best. get a normalsexual life already.
I think this definition pretty much describes a technosexual
technosexual
(TEK.noh.sek.shoo.ul) n. dandyish narcissist in love with not only himself, but also his urban lifestyle & gadgets; a man who is in touch with his feminine side but has fondness for electronics such as cell phones, pda's, computers, software, and the web.
Someone who is a geek in of style, or a stylish person in need of geek is a technosexual.
I think it'd be wrong to suggest that people who make up these inane buzzwords are in league with Satan, but y'know...
"So what would a gay technosexual be called?"
A sysadmin
I decided to visit the website. =] Should have followed the ladies instructions and not go to the .com one. =]
Wait, so do they take it in the ass or not?
seriously, could that report have been filled with more homosexual innuendo! stroking the vaccuum made for quite the happy ending to that reportage!
Sorry, a guy that can beat you in an arm wrestle will still "carry" away your lady. No matter how fast you can set up her DSL modem, your still only going to be her friend.
You realize this term was created by a marketing team at Calvin Klein Corp. And they own the trademark on it. I wish I was kidding.
read all about it here
http://www.thestranger.com/blog/2007/03/ck_one_was_grunge_...
by the way. that guy in the video cries himself to sleep every night.
I'm being reminded more and more often of the Burgess book The Wanting Seed
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wanting_Seed
That sound you just heard was a withdrawal from my Faitn-In-Humanity Account....
It's http://technosexual.org/ *NOT* .com!!
I also fall into the "Social" category. Although, I've been married for 6 years to a non-tech-inclined lady, she lets me geek-out on occasion, turning the other way when I "have-to" purchase the next "big thing". =-D
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