Isn't this a fine-looking device? The Cone is designed to give the ladies such a wild ride, they'll never need a man again. It's a hands-free design with 16 different vibrating speeds, and when the time is right, there's a handy orgasm button that takes the rider to that sometimes-illusive Higher Plane.

With its pretty lavender color and tasteful cone shape, she can keep it on the nightstand without any rude questions being bandied about. A rather small device at 7.5 inches in diameter and 4.5 inches high, it uses three C batteries. On sale now in the UK for 49.99 (about $92). – Charlie White

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