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Like those death clocks, this Lifetimer countdown clock can be programmed to display how many minutes, seconds, and days you have left until you die. However, this Lifetimer clock can also be set to count down to 11 different other things, like how many days left until vacation, Christmas, your birthday, when you go to jail, and when you next have sex.
Not bad if you really want to keep track of all your upcoming events, but kinda depressing to know that we're going to die in 49 years, 8 hours, 27 minutes and 10 seconds.
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this thing knows the next time i am going to have sex!?!? hell i will buy it just for that alone.
Jason, did you put the "Last sex five days" in there or is manufacture just as wacky as you?!
The "time since" feature on this would be really useful for help in progressing away from one thing towards another (such as kicking bad habits) if they made it more customizable.
It doesn't work for suicidal people, Not that I am one of course
Can they miniaturize this and implant it in my palm?
"Days until Carousel"
They also sell another clock that shows you how much of your life you wasted playing with this one.
Ha ha. Suckers! I just bought one on my credit card and it shows I am going to die before my credit card bill gets paid - so I win!
in between happy face and heart (or for you clock readers, at 7) seems to be a rather "time to sex" icon...
So you get together with your sweetheart for an hour, then go out to get sex and then sit and ponder about the whole deal (e.g. laugh about it) for a whole hour...
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