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The MagMag-Hole For Teledildonic Pleasure

If you're looking for a sexy USB gadget, you can forget that USB Pole Dancer and grab the MagMag-HOLE instead. By combining the MagMag-Hole with the Virtual-STICK, you can have teledildonic USB pleasure no matter where the other party is—be it across the country, across the planet, or even across the Dust Plains of World of Warcraft.

The uses really are unlimited:

Use MagMag-HOLE with our original Virtual-STICK. You can enjoy virtual real time sex with your wife, girlfriend, or even with your friends!

I wonder if Travis is free later... – Jason Chen

Product Page [Girlsr - Thanks Brad!]

8:10 PM on Tue Dec 26 2006
By Jason Chen
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whiskey at 08:16 PM on 12/26/06
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... or render that famous phrase real: "Go *uck yourself".
kengray at 08:18 PM on 12/26/06
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I wonder if Travis is free later...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Gtaste8 at 08:23 PM on 12/26/06
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hmmm...If I place the Virtual-STICK in say a strong cuppa coffee, could I then make an Infinte Improbablity MagMag HOLE and have my unit in every conceivable point in the universe? I will certainly be able to pass Wilt now!
Skeptical_Geezer at 08:24 PM on 12/26/06
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Maybe I am a little slow, but our homophobic sensibilites translate to NOT showing how the male uses this. Are we suppose to stick our penis into the mag-mag hole?
Skeptical_Geezer at 08:24 PM on 12/26/06
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Is there a gay version with a stick at each end?
pcdsim at 08:25 PM on 12/26/06
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Those things better be accurate enough to include moles, pimples, and hair. Don't forget the HAIR.
jmonty at 08:26 PM on 12/26/06
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Oh, boy. Can't wait to see the first claim of rape when someone hacks into some guy's account and has virtual sex with his wife.
malcs at 08:39 PM on 12/26/06
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im not sticking my fireman in any hole that has a USB lead coming out the end of it!!
techmuse at 08:43 PM on 12/26/06
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Can't wait for the Wii compatible hack. :-D
ProphetSix at 08:49 PM on 12/26/06
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Can't wait for the first injuries to surface... MagMag-HOLE user moans wrong name, Virtual-STICK user smashes it with a hammer, MagMag-HOLE becomes vice grip o' death and dismemberment.
And that's before hackers and viruses get a hold of the damn thing! Nope...pass...
Ilya at 08:49 PM on 12/26/06
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This is not to be confused with the usb blender under any circumstances.
Travis Hudson at 09:17 PM on 12/26/06
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I wonder if Travis is free later...
Why yes, I am.
Domogeek at 09:30 PM on 12/26/06
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... so in the next 9 months someone will post "I got male"
Hand_O_Death at 09:43 PM on 12/26/06
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Mental Note: Decline all future Evites from Jay.

And upgrade ativirus with the new STD expansion pack.
Shockage at 09:48 PM on 12/26/06
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Oh holy mother of God...
Ozuwarudo at 10:11 PM on 12/26/06
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Why am I more concerned with the fact the same picture is on both computers?
Hello_Newman at 10:27 PM on 12/26/06
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Too bad I didn't come up with this, the military will pay any price for this technology.
strider_mt2k at 10:44 PM on 12/26/06
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So what would happen if you put both parts together? Would they no longer need us?
Illicom at 11:12 PM on 12/26/06
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This all may be true. But I think what everyone is wondering is, how hard is it to clean?
forrestcook at 11:14 PM on 12/26/06
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I wonder about the possible legal ramifications of this... Statutory rape across the country? I'll be interested to see where, if anywhere, this goes.
joshd at 11:47 PM on 12/26/06
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They claim thay you can make love to your distant "loved ones"...
hughjass at 12:46 AM on 12/27/06
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@strider_mt2k
LOL! That's the funniest comment I've ever read on Gizmodo!

@forrestcook
It's not rape if it's consensual.
gigermunit at 12:52 AM on 12/27/06
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wow cant wait for someone to hack my pc when im using it..........
ohsnap at 01:14 AM on 12/27/06
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This is old news. By news, I mean hoax

http://www.fu-fme.com/
Gram Ponante at 01:22 AM on 12/27/06
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Please, then, come up with a new command to replace Log Out; the MagMag-Hole will only invest the former phrase with resentment and shame.
whiskey at 01:39 AM on 12/27/06
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"I guess it depend on what the definition of 'is' is..."

So Monica, saddle up and leave those blue dresses at home 'cause we're rolling on teledildonics here honey, YEEHAW!
Goldrushdc at 01:40 AM on 12/27/06
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I think I'm missing something. Shouldn't one screen have a female and the other one have a male?
pratt-stick at 03:14 AM on 12/27/06
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...and for the longest of time I was wondering what the coffee mug actually did.

Double handles, nice insulating lid and USB heated...why, it even comes with a big USB-operated stirrer that fits nicely into the hole in the lid!
StackyBotrus at 06:20 AM on 12/27/06
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NO SPERKENZY ENGRISH.
silvadragon1712 at 07:40 AM on 12/27/06
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From this day forward, i copyright this word and shall it be used widely by the internet community:

"eSlut"
auger282 at 08:34 AM on 12/27/06
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Holy NSFW batman
syntax erorr at 09:15 AM on 12/27/06
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It doesn't say anything about virus transmission. I think this could be dangerous for the computers! Does Macafee (however its spelled) have a condom add-on?
seda at 09:27 AM on 12/27/06
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What about some of use who can't fit the mag?
theedge at 09:44 AM on 12/27/06
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That's it! eSlut!! Forget the iSlut being announced at Macworld!
thecase at 12:12 PM on 12/27/06
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just get two computers in the same room, place the male thingie in the female thingie, and turn on some soft music. I don't even need to get involved!.
la3541 at 02:25 PM on 12/27/06
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I like the idea of using both devices myself, front and back.
whiskey at 07:07 PM on 12/27/06
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This was the other Pope Candidate... that's why they went with the nazi
whiskey at 07:08 PM on 12/27/06
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crap forgot the quote...

I think I'm missing something. Shouldn't one screen have a female and the other one have a male?
Hand_O_Death at 09:09 PM on 12/27/06
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Don't worry Seda, I am sure they will make child size for you later on.
beyondmp3 at 10:13 PM on 12/27/06
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Which side are you going to give Travis? Oh god it hurts to even ask.
rimplestultskin at 12:45 AM on 12/28/06
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on the FuckUFuckMe website, it says "click to enlarge"

are they implying that the spamx0rz for enlargement can work with the push of a button? OMGX0RZ LOOK HONEY, I CLICK THE LINK AND IT BECOMES THE SIZE OF A PS3!
Brad at 03:43 AM on 12/28/06
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Did anyone go to the home page http://www.girlsr.tv/ and click the link "H&V SOMETHING MOVIE"?

That's where the explanation is just awesome.
William C Bonner at 01:23 PM on 12/28/06
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Get both parts. It opens up the options entirely when someone says "Go F*** Yourself!"
BigDanInTX at 02:22 PM on 01/02/07
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The movie mentioned... what's funny is they use the exact same animation on the mag-mag throughout the video. Even though the girl does different things, the mag-mag keeps on having conniptions...
http://www.girlsr.tv/movie/promotion001.swf