• By Charlie White
    Nov 3, 2006 8:56 AM 5,802
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    The Onion's GotchaBox Plays Mind Games With Greedy Fools

    If you're sick and tired of all the Christmas greed, now you can start fucking with your gift recipients, giving them a faked-up GotchaBox with an old pair of socks inside. Who better to make up fraudulent packaging than those merry pranksters at The Onion? They're jerking around everybody with a $20 set of three realistic boxes printed with slick graphics promising absurdities such as a USB Toaster, a Salt-of-the-Month Club membership or a Make-Your-Own-Umbrella Kit.

    We're boxing up all of our gifts in these GotchaBoxes this year. Hope those chumps don't read this site. Too bad there's not a box for our favorite product, the USB iGrill. – Charlie White

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