Some of us are obsessed with the Tiki, obeying his commands at every turn. Now we have a Tiki aquarium to satisfy our jones, taking its honored place on our Tiki bar and harkening back to the sacred Tiki statues of days gone by.

The water-filled statue includes a saltwater kit so you can fill the aquarium with authentic aqua-life from the seas around the original Tiki's native habitat. Add a few torches and now your tiki parties can be nearly authentic. Too bad this aquarium's so expensive, costing $429 for the 24.5-inch-tall unit.

To all you tiki followers, we offer this hardy salutation and incantation: Pen-oo-may lay, kiki bo-bo. – Charlie White

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