Only one of these eyes are used to peek up your wife's skirt—the other nineteen are used to locate the position of passengers to deploy airbags more safely and effectively. Tyzx, the Menlo Park company that got an early injection of Paul Allen's seed, is working with Takata Group to speed up the R&D needed to get this to market.
Maybe they should work on adding a few more slanted eyes to make Asian drivers less crappy. Oh yes, I went there.
The cars have eyes? [SF Gate via Jalopnik]












Comments
A gadget blog, making fun of asians? Somehow this seems wrong.
It does!
Ummm. I'm only guessing here, based on the last name, but isn't Jason Chen Asian?
An Asian person making fun of other Asians doesn't seem so wrong to me.
InfinityFlexible, you totally beat me to it.
Personally, Asians haven't seemed like bad drivers to me (and I've dated a few Asian women in my time); actually, a good friend of mine (Japanese) is an excellent driver.
Unfortunately, DWA is not yet its own offense.
Can I get an amen from other lower-mainland BC drivers?
(Its difficult to tell some drivers that they need to reposition their mirrors properly without it becoming some sort of respect/seniority/face-saving/caste-conflict standoff.)
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