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Illustrator gave me an error message that made me mad, and the only response I was allowed to give was "OK". So I did the only sensible thing: I took a screenshot and bitched about it on Facebook. This is the response from one of my friends.

I am truly blessed. Thank you, Chuck!

#whitenoise

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<![CDATA[#gizmodovideo #indexphp]]> HELLO!!!! Any drunk in here?

#whitenoise

If so -- #drunkmodo

Shamoononon

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<![CDATA[#gizmodovideo #indexphp]]> Hello drunkmodo!!!

How's it going in here??!!!

#drunkmodo

Shamoononon

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<![CDATA[#gizmodovideo #indexphp]]> #tips #iPhone app USAA bank lets you take pictures of a check and instantly deposit it!

#tips

BravoPUA

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<![CDATA[#gizmodovideo #indexphp]]> Advice:

Don't let your girlfriend on the new scale you just bought..
You know, the one that calculates BMI, % body fat and all the bells and whistles.

(especially at 1:37 am after going out for drinks and dinner...which throws of the readings anyways..)

It doesn't matter how fit she is, don't letter her on the scale...
it will ruin your night.

pff

#lifechanger
#whitenoise

SeventhExile Speaks

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<![CDATA[#gizmodovideo #indexphp]]> I had no idea there was a drunkmodo...

It's like I just found the doorway to Narnia..
Only instead of finding a flute playing man/goat ..

I find internet junkies slowly sipping their way to an alcohol induced coma...

- I shall call this wonderful place.. home.

#drunkmodo

SeventhExile Speaks

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<![CDATA[#gizmodovideo #indexphp]]> Does anyone think anything important will be released next week at CTIA?

#whitenoise

Cheetoh

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<![CDATA[Wrapsol Ultra Film Protects Phones When They're Dragged Behind a Car at 35 MPH [Protection]]]> The makers of Wrapsol Ultra adhesive film wanted to prove how well their product protects gadgets. So they took an innocent Nokia, wrapped it up like a sandwich, and dragged it behind a car at 35 miles per hour. Ouch.

The Wrapsol adhesive film is priced from $25, and while probably not intended for what's shown in the video, can supposedly handle six foot drops.

Of course, no one's showing us a six-foot fall. Instead we're to believe that the film has magical shock-absorbtion abilities based on little bounces against concrete. I'd have an easier time believing this whole thing if someone had made it a point to show that the abused phone is completely functional and not just scratch-free. And dropped it from six feet up. [SlashGear]

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<![CDATA[#gizmodovideo #indexphp]]> A nice drinking song for everyone!

#drunkmodo
#whitenoise

snoop_dizzle

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<![CDATA[#gizmodovideo #indexphp]]> There twice was a man from Nantucket...

#whitenoise

Buddy Ruddy

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<![CDATA[#gizmodovideo #indexphp]]> [www.wired.com]

#tips

FooFighting

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<![CDATA[#gizmodovideo #indexphp]]> Unable to edit comments I just posted

Needs to be fixed, thank you

#broken

#tips

AlienSix

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<![CDATA[#gizmodovideo #indexphp]]> If anyone here was on the fence about purchasing Ghostbusters on Blu-ray:

Holy crap is it worth it. I had read some reviews that the Blu-ray transfer was less than impressive, but I couldn't believe it when I saw it. I own the DVD as well, and comparing them side-by-side, the Blu-ray completely blows DVD out of the water.

It's one of my favorite movies of all time, and when you see it in full 1080p, it looks like they made Ghostbusters 6 months ago. The colors alone make it worth the purchase.

/end happy rant

#whitenoise

Segador

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<![CDATA[The Science of Flatulence, Farts, Oops Poops, and Toots [Gases]]]> The Science of Flatulence, Farts, Oops Poops, and TootsFor someone who constantly deals with gases emitted from strangers' derrieres, Dr. Lester Gottesman sure looks cheery. Then again, how could a man who explains that the signature smell of people's farts is determined at birth not look permanently amused?

In an interview with Vice, Dr. Gottesman covered the big mysteries of gas, such as what determines the signature scent of a fart:

A baby is born with a sterile intestinal track. During the delivery, there's lots of fluid and stool and whatever, and it's thought that at that exposure the baby's colon is populated by the mother's colon bacteria, thereby affecting the smell of the individual's farts for the rest of their lifetime. There's also other theories claiming the colon is populated during the first few months of exposure to fecal material, but that probably doesn't affect the smell as much as the initial intake of feces by the baby during delivery.

He also covered the effect of our favorite beverages have on our bums:

Beer is carbonated, so that's why it makes you fart. Coffee causes the sphincter muscles to relax just a little bit, so you tend to have more farts by accident if you're drinking something with caffeine than if you aren't.

And of course Vice didn't let him go before he explained the phenomenon of oops poops, more crudely known as sharts:

It has to do with the muscles of the anus. There are two muscles of control. One muscle, the internal muscle which is active all the time, it's the one that allows you to sit on that chair without shitting on the chair, then you also have the external muscle which is a voluntary muscle like your biceps. And when you need to hold stool in it will contract, and keep the stool on the inside. The passage that you are describing happens for one of several reasons. One is that the internal muscle has become very labile, meaning any little input inside the anus causes it to relax. Sometimes it relaxes too much, and that can cause stool to slip out. The other reason is you could have hemorrhoids–everybody has hemorrhoids, but people with bigger hemorrhoids sometimes experience gas slipping out between the hemorrhoids and taking with it mucus material produced by the hemorrhoids, which can cause staining of your underwear.

You can read the complete interview over at Vice and I highly recommend that you do, because it covers all the concerns we may have about our rear ends. [Vice]

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<![CDATA[#gizmodovideo #indexphp]]> Because MIT students and YouTube memes always belong in the news.

#tips

jzzsxm

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<![CDATA[#gizmodovideo #indexphp]]> [news.discovery.com]

I think you guys would like this

#tips

MrTadakichi

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<![CDATA[#gizmodovideo #indexphp]]> Hey Giz!

Don't know if its much of a tip, but I read that Sherlock Holmes will have a Blu-Ray Live Community Screening with Robert Downey Jr. April 1, 9PM eastern/6PM pacific. You guys did a bang up job the last time!

#tips

Shawn Barney

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<![CDATA[Sometimes the Photoshop Crop Tool Is All You Need [Image Cache]]]> Sometimes the Photoshop Crop Tool Is All You NeedA caption of "no, I did not photoshop this" accompanied this silly picture and I didn't believe it. I still don't, but that's just because I have proof: The crop tool was used. Here's the original image:

Sometimes the Photoshop Crop Tool Is All You Need

Yeah, that's right. I'm on to you! Just try to fool me, you crop tool using liar. [Tree Hugger via Twitter]

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<![CDATA[#gizmodovideo #indexphp]]> nerd + vodka, brownies, firefly and an online quiz for one of my classes. Love it.

#drunkmodo

magnus84

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Latest from [www.sketchswap.com]

#whitenoise

Buddy Ruddy

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<![CDATA[This Week's Gaming Stories You Cannot Miss [Roundups]]]> This Week's Gaming Stories You Cannot MissI'm not gonna lie. The news on the upcoming Star Wars MMO isn't very big, I just really wanted to use this picture for the lead. But don't worry, lots of other good stuff inside this week's gaming stories:

Batman: Arkham Asylum Game Of The Year Edition Hops On 3D Bandwagon
FREE GLASSES INCLUDED!!

God of War III Review: Olympic Glory
Watch out, this game will break your hand.

FarmVille How To: The Tips and Tricks of The Farming Masters
Tip #1: Don't play Farmville.

The Silver Age: Is Valve The New (Old) Marvel?
Neat piece.

Star Wars MMO Pricing Plan May Have "Some Twists"
Micro-transactions.

Heavy Rain Patch Is On The Way
I encountered one big bug during my playthrough, but that was less than most.

The Amazing Bill Paxton Pinball Machine
Next, Heck will construct machines for the three sister wives.

Mass Effect, Dragon Age Creators Consider The Post-Release "Romance Pack"
This is important.

So, How Laggy Is PlayStation Move?
A lot like Wii MotionPlus, according to Jason.

Dead Mario And Crucified Jesus
It was only a matter of time, Princess.

Scrap Metal Micro-Review: There's a Difference Between Mindless and Pointless
Two hours of my last weekend fully agree with every word of this review.

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