Gizmodo
Trouble with the ladies? Well it's not for your lack of trying, I'm quite certain. Women who aren't interested in World of Warcraft can't be worth your time anyway. Still, if the constant pang of rejection is starting to takes its toll and you need a hand, look no further, Google Eau de Toilette will have you sorted.
It is guaranteed to make you more appealing than Brad Pitt dosed in pheromones at a fantasy, panty pillow-fight party. If you had problems with women in the first instance your sure to have them after too; fending off the horny hoards of scantily clad, busty babes won't be easy. Get your bottle now! That is, er, if you can find any... [Random Good Stuff]
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Ohh CRAP am going to googled!
AT LAST!!! Finally an end to the slaps in the face, drinks on the heads and snickering behind hands. Now, with Google cologne I'll have to beat them off with a stick! Thanks google, you're a life saver.
Is this a real product. I can't see Google making this.
@doinka:
I can.
If you read the article, you'll find your answer.
@doinka
Um... Wow. That's all I have to say.
"if the constant pang of rejection is starting to takes its toll and you need a hand" - am I the only one seeing the irony? Or am I the only one being daft enough to write about it?
@yogibimbi
no yeah i got it...i..got it...
@CANFEZPLAY: thanks, I was already getting worried I was the only one with a dirty imagination here;-)
@HUGHJASS
Look in the mirror and say Wow. I'm not the one with the huge ass :-)
I'm feelin' lucky!
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