Fans of boy wizards, pet owls and precocious English girls won't be too keen on the Harry Potter Enlightenment Project, a group of British scallywags who have produced a spoilsport T-Shirt that will make children cry and their parents call you every name under the sun. Jump to see Cho (Katie Leung) revealing all. [Warning: spoilers ahead, NSFP version—Not Safe For Potterphiles]
The T-shirt is not available in—or on, lay-dee fans—the model shown. It comes in either black or yellow in regular man-Muggle sizes and will cost you 15, or just over 30 bucks. [Harry Potter Enlightenment Project]









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Geez, good thing I finished the book...Cute girl!
What kind of Potter fan hasn't finished the last book anyway?
@CyanBC: A fan that doesn't want the series to end. Of course im not a fan.. i read the last chapter and used the book for firewood.
I'll knife any jackass who wears this shirt. Good thing I carry a knife with my at all times. That's the 'hood for ya.
It seems that the internet hate machine's plan has spread to the UK!! MUAHAHAHAHAHA! Soon it will spread across all of Eurasia! Then the Africas! Then the WORLD!! MUAHAHAHAHAAHAH!
I love spoilers! All movies should be spoiled this way.
Stupid shirt, but a very fine looking woman there....
Hopefully the Harry Potter withdrawl will spawn interest in a Books of Magic movie.
Timothy Hunter could kick Harry Potter's arse.
@pupaboy, try [www.themoviespoiler.com]
They have the Deathly Hallows there too (as well as a few other books), both long and short version.
@pupaboy:
Try [www.themoviespoiler.com]
If this is a double post, my apologies.
Q: Am I the only one that wants to lick her bellybutton?
A shirt like this isn't nearly as damaging as some might think. Other than Harry dieing and coming back, all of those spoilers were things Poterfiles suspected all along. The really enjoyment was how the story handled them really.
The true shockers in the book were all the other characters that died. If you want to ruin the day for someone who has't read it yet, make a shirt that says "Hedwig, Moody, Dobby, George (or was it Fred?) Tonks, and Lupin all get killed"
@Bender: Ugh, me no speak good grammar.
Actually, I liked the last book a lot, and I wouldn't mind being spoiled that way. The spoilers by themselves doesn't make much sense, and you would want to read the book to see wtf is going on anyway, so I guess this will encourage more, not less sales.
is that how the book really ends, is it just me or didnt harmoine die?
@CBMTTek:
No you're not.
Isn't that the Cho Chang girl?
she looks 14 - do they live in the South or London? call the cops
finally a spoiler synopsys to those that just don't give a damn. They should call this the "texting" version of the book - good enough for me!
I am with BENDER I would have been angry if someone told me Hedwig, Moody, Dobby, Fred, Tonks, and Lupin were all get killed then if they just told me the ending of the book.
on a side note for being asian she is a even hotter knowing she is an Irish girl with accent and all.
Yes, she's Cho.
Well, in reality it's her head on another body. I couldn't find any picture of Katie Leung, so I had to use another girl's photo. I am surprised than none of the resident photo experts have not called out the montage. Specially when Cho, unlike the Typhoon, is a photoshop job.
[gizmodo.com]
Yes, I was tempted to make it a wet t-shirt, but some people have enough with the washlet butts.
How's about this for a spoiler shirt design?
KATIE LEUNG WILL NEVER SLEEP WITH YOU
DITTO FOR EMMA WATSON AND THE GIRLS/WOMEN WHO PLAY GINNY AND LUNA
THE WOMAN WHO PLAYS MOANING MYRTLE IS MIDDLE-AGED, THOUGH, SO NOT ALL IS LOST
Moaning Myrtle's hot.
dammit u reuned it for me.The movie, im to lazy to read.
At least this girl is an adult. All the 40 something guys drooling over that other Watson kid really creep me out...
wow i cant spell.
@Bender: It was Fred; George lost an ear though. Oh and if you wanted to go down that route you would have to say Tonks and Lupin left behind a newborn baby immediately before dying in battle. Oh and Tonk's dad and others died too but was only mentioned in passing.
Almost forgot, one of the biggest spoilers of all: Harry, Hermoine and Ron break in to Gringotts to steal a horcrux from the LeStrange vault and escape on the back of a dragon. Any Harry Potheads who just read this who have not yet read the book must be pissed right about now (but why are you reading this article in the first place if you don't want spoilers)
What does the non-photoshopped girl look like?
Harry doesn't actually die at all, it is the last Horcrux that dies and that is............................INSIDE HARRY!
there you have it, no more spoilers.
Come on, Harry, How about "REMOVO TSHIRTO"??
Is it me, or is she sporting a treasure trail?
Here's the spoiler for War and Peace:
BANG! Sorry.
Don't the dinosaurs take over the island?
Do you come with the car?
Ron married Hermoine?? That's some BS I tell you. That boy is battling prince charles for 'wierdest looking brit', and Hermoine rates a 'yes' on the doability scale.
Girl to her Mom:
"Is this shirt too revealing?"
I spoiled this on here weeks ago.
Remember, if you're mad about spoilers to Harry Potter, you're a dumbass.
NSFW - not safe for wizards
Anybody pissed off by this shirt needs a swift kick to the nuts.
anybody pissed off by this shirt needs it to be mailed to them.
I just watched the Harry Potter movie, never been so bored to death in my life, should rename the movie Harry Potter "stating the obvious facts of life over and over again".
"I spoiled this on here weeks ago."
ur cool.
@ CBMTTEK
No you aren't... but that's why they make Tortellini .
The best thing someone could do on a shirt like this is make it all up.
What's better than making people believe they know the ending, then they get to the end, and they had no clue.
Either way.
Really, people don't mind knowing the end to a story, but for some reason we don't realize that. Romeo and Juliet was a huge success when it was first preformed, and every single person who saw it knew how it would end (it was a story before a play). No on went to see "Titanic" thinking the ship would just keep floating, or that the woman would die (gave it away at the start of the movie!)
All you fans of...well...anything know that its not the end that matters, but how you get there. Otherwise you would have taken the short cut and just looked at the end.
Its missing that Snape dies, other than that, great shirt.
rooftrellen: harry potter is a little different because rowling really took advantage of the "mystery" element of the books. especially in the second half of the series where she'd leave tiny clues in book 4 to set up some plotline in book 7. but you're right to some extent, even then, knowing the ending will ruin maybe 10% of your enjoyment of the book (assuming you like it).
@awemaker: lol
@FelixAvery: heh
@Rooftrellen: Great point (albeit nearly cliche)
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