Okay—last time we're talking about it, I swear, but people just keep sending it in: the Nuby Tech Chainsaw controller for Gamecube, designed for use with Resident Evil 4 is coming. No, games don't turn us into psycho killers—they just teach us how to make hamburger of once-living human flesh. You can't murder the already dead.

The price is currently unknown, but I imagine there will be a bundle that ships with Resident Evil 4 itself. If they would have laid off the blood we could maybe try to mask our latent violent streak to our friends as, like, a sincere virtual tribute to the mighty lumberjack. But nope, that's pretty much zombie blood all over that controller, there.

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