The only reason I decided to put this up is that we survived torrential downpours in New York and New Jersey this weekend while camping and it would have been so nice to stick this thing out of the tent while the heavens fell down around us and twirl three soggy marshmallows over an extinguished candle while muttering to ourselves.

Instead, we packed everything up and nearly fell into 3-foot wide sinkholes while driving back through Queens. Anyway, this magical apparatus twirls three marshmallows in a circular motion, ensuring proper marshmallow roasting throughout while avoiding the dreaded "carbonite Han Solo" burned marshmallows that so many people seem to fear.

Electric marshmallow toaster [T3]

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