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    Odin: I'm seriously glad I don't have to bother with any litter box type device at all. We had one for a while when we first got the cat but we quickly move... more »
    Brian: WTF is up with that Hydroglass idiocy? Just were the heck is one supposed to put it? I don't know about your house but anywhere with a drain at my pla... more »
    Kaiser-Machead: No love for parakeets. My Parakeet R2-D2 used to love cat toys, the little mesh plastic balls with the bell inside. No one could resist watching him a... more »
    thechansen: I would recommend a recycled fire hose chew toy, and a fleece blanket. My parents lab drags the blanket around all day like Linus, and the fire hose ... more »
    Hello Mister Walrus: I buy orphan children from third world countries for my rottweilers to chase. It's great entertainment for the money. more »
    Duckspwn: Wait, whoooa, slow down here... dog therapy? As in counselling for your pets? Does that actually exist? And if so, a fool and his money are soon parte... more »
    Kaiser-Machead: I once put in something similar to the Catgenie for someone, and her cat watched in horror as a mechanized monster mouth ate its shit before its eyes.... more »
  • #giftguide

    Gifts For Pets Owned By Geeks Who Treat Them Like Spoiled Children

    In all honesty, this entire list is a "do not buy" for normal people, but I love my dogs beyond reason. So, here are some unreasonable gifts for them, your pets and your pet loving geek friends. More »
  • #gadgets

    Hotdoll: The Sex Doll for Dogs

    Is your dog in heat and humping anything it can wrap its horny little legs around? Are you constantly having to pry your promiscuous pooch off the legs of guests, parents and members of your church? Protect your leg from a hump attack by getting Scruffy a Hotdoll. Yes, it's a sex doll for dogs. It's shaped like a dog and it'll allow your tension-filled pet to go to town as much as his little heart desires, humping away until he passes out in exhaustion, leaving a wispy coil of friction-singed dog-fur smoke wafting into the air. More »