I don't know where to begin. I pray to all that is good in this world that this is fake. I'm not saying that a "twirler turd" doesn't have some novelty value, but the thought of what it takes to use one, and the effort involved in having the "spaghetti turd" in action. Ugh... I feel sick. Part of me enjoys the sick humor out of this, part of me thinks the little bit of energy used to post and read this might be the straw that broke the environments back.

please Please PLEASE be a joke.....*shudder*

Yardemeus if that energy broke the environment's back, then I say: bring on global warming!!

Awesome post (though I'm quite skeptical that this would work).

Has anybody else seen the fart-cancelling diaper thing that was floating around the outerwebs a while back? It formed a seal around your legs and waist and forced air out a little deodorizer :P

dishwasher safe? DISHWASHER SAFE? For the love of god...

From a practical standpoint, wouldn't the twister pop out of the "poop chute" while in use? Even if one's sphincter were strong enough to contain it, wouldn't it be likely that it would also put a bit of torque on the twister, causing it to rotate sideways in the "poop chute"?

That and it's pretty gross.

Troubleshooting:

Problem:
"The device flew out of my ass while I was taking a dump. What's wrong?"

Probable cause and solution:
- You may have too much or improper lubrication. Remove the device and wipe it down with a dish towel. If lubrication is desired, we recommend saliva only.
- Excess gas can cause the device to rocket across the room. Refer to the "Dietary Concerns" section of this manual.
- Your sphincter may have abnormally expanded. Immediately discontinue use and consult a physician.

Man you would have to dial in your diet and exercise perfectly to use a product like this. After some of the comments in the automatic toilet bidet post, I know too much about your diets already.

The one they called 'Planetary Turd' (bottom row, third from right) should have been called...

Uranus.

Ba dum dum

"Gizmodo, the gadget guide. So much in love with shiny new toys, it's unnatural."

Note to Giz: Time to capitalize and bold UNNATURAL.

P.S. This is one gadget that won't stay shiny long.

I wonder which is more disgusting. Sticking these things in the ole' chute or the dishwasher. Sounds like this would be a fun toy for those locked up!

Not as crazy considering what Miles Tidal has to say.

Listen

http://www.staticradio.com/2007/04/25/letterman/

Now if you could only get one of these with a personalized message or logo.

They should make one that says "Will you marry me?"

/In very fine print, I guess.

let me get this right, you snap this device directly to where the pooper is? First off, how will it stay there? Secondly, moon turd looks completely unnecessary...

i guess sex just got a little kinkier

no honestly this has to be a joke...this....can't be true...wait wait wait this is TOO much:EZ Grip Sphincter Lok.......

10 bucks? eh i'll probably buy one

So.. No Goatse option for this fine product? I would have thought that one was obvious!?

onec: about time somebody connected the dots with these giz pervs. :P

PS: yes everyone it's real. just as real as the http://www.pussysnorkel.com

if there's something to be made out of plastic, someone, somewhere, has made it.

"Secondly, moon turd looks completely unnecessary..."
And the others are necessary? Heh.

OK, I'm done...Gizmodo is officially off my newsreader.

@craig said:
"The reason MS execs are so good at flinging poo is because they've created so much of it to fling."
So... YOU can talk about poo and Gizmodo can't? Oh, ye without facetiosity, fling the first poo!

It's not that I can't deal with racy material, etc., but this hardly qualifies as a gadget. You guys have kinda been slipping into the abyss of low brow stuff for a while. Clean it up, or you'll lose another regular reader. Between a crap strainer, and a humping robot, I've had about enough. Respond, or don't either way it's OK, but you guys need to think about who you're alienating, I've been reading your site for quite a while, and I'm about to delete you from the bookmarks.

Cleverboy really is clever! Nice!

Gross. Jus plain gross.

The page said for any project. So where is the one for holidays.

Just a thought; Will this help or work when you have the runs?

The perfect gift for the "fecal freak" in your life. One question though; after one uses this, what do they do with the "doo"? I predict a new art "movement".

As funny as this is, if you stick something like this in your ass, expect a trip to the hospital because it's not coming back out easily. =)

This is a perfect case of: More Information Than I Needed To Know....

where is mr. hanky?

dudes, these ARE playdoh things, animated then with stupid captions underneath... JEEZE!

Here's $10 to the fool who successfully uses this and posts the results on You Tube! Who's with me?!

It would rather suck if it got stuck. Aside from the fact that there's a poo cookie cutter shoved up your sphincter, after an hour or so of painful (albeit probably hilarious) attempts to remove it, the 911 call would probably be just about the most embarrassing thing ever.

But honey, it's a LOVE turd...

@emanresu

mr hanky!! yeah wheres the mr. hanky shaped one??

Giz must be after the Middle School blog market with this entry.

Holy (censored)!

What happens with the offcuts?

You're right! I can't believe you posted this either! urgggghhhh! This has got to be some sort of new Vista plug-in! :-)

Ahhh. This post is one of the many reasons why I, for one, love Gizmodo so so much. It's like life, it's pretty serious, but fun at the same time. And there is some weird shit going on.

@mrrobotanger: Couldn't have said it better myself.

@Cleverboy: Again you prove yourself well named sir!

Didn't this come out years ago?

Hey I just found a "gently" used set on Craigslist for $4! What a buy! One size fits all!

When is Giz gonna review this for us!?

Welcome to the end of Humanity, Ladies and Gentlemen. Sodom and Gamorrah, eat your hearts out!

Oh...and Jason... DOWN THE PANTS!!!

No no no no no no no no no no no!

Sweet fancy Moses....

I love the dishwasher safe bit...

It makes me want to buy one (not use it of course) and while everyone's eating dinner, break that sucker out to break the ice, and explain that it's easily washed in the dishwasher. Party's over.

I'm speechless.

OMFG I would beat your fucking ass if you washed that in the dishwasher.

So when is the video review coming?

I don't think my girl friend would yell at me anymore if i made it decorative when i forgot to flush

I like the idea of having one with the company logo...makes quiting day just a little MORE fun.

Version 1.5 has an odor control feature... Make your crap actually smell like roses!

What...no Apple logo?

Lame.

Coming soon, iCrap.

Is this like a twisted version of the Play Doh Fun Factory?

this is a joke right? i have spent the last day or two since first reading this article pondering the actual use of this thing i mean why! thats all i got. why!!!! why would anyone want or need these things...also "dishwasher safe" what the f#ck! this is disterbing on many levels. is there really that many people out there that have fecal fetishes? i'm confused...once again someone tell me this is a hoax.

Worst Flickr set ever.

I'll take one for the team: WHY????!!!