Oh man, another week and another good reason to start a Mac Vs. PC beef. I just love this job. In what can only be described as the end of the thirty something year debate about which is better, behold the pinnacle of versatility that is the, ingeniously titled, Apple G3 Beer Server.
Much like Frodo, some unassuming Apple fanboy has come out of nowhere to settle the debate. He probably spent good years of his life preparing this device; certainly the time could not have been spent in a better way. We want the G3 Beer Server so bad we have been throwing sissy fits for about ten minutes straight. This behaviour will persist till we have the precious server in our clammy hands. We have no doubt that the human prodigy behind this has probably kept the G3 in working order, most likely running a copy of Leapord OS X (somehow) and he has modelled it to integrate beverage dispensing capabilities. Making movies with iMovie? Want to kick back and enjoy your new creation? Hit the "dispense" button, right up in the menu and enjoy your iMovie with your iDrink. "They just work," has never been so fitting. Freaking sweet. [Geekstir].









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pfft, I would be impressed if it was a Yosemite case
Yeah, because it's impossible to mod a PC case. Apple is so special!
no alchy for me
One more reason to join the cult of Mac!
Liquid cooled G3.
@regnez:
That's what I was thinking. I hope the processor is beer-cooled.
Hmmm...that's a serious consideration. I wonder if I pour beer into my liquid system instead of water, maybe I can get the temperature down further....
Case modding! Welcome to the 90's Apple fans! I think I finally understand why Apple keeps putting underpowered graphics cards in Macs - if you're living in the 90's then 2006 technology looks awesome!
@RustyBones and @Nately: This mod is like 8 years old... Not Apple's fault Gizmodo is living the late 90's again.
I know what my G4 Quicksilver is becoming when it gets retired. Does it come with an idrunk breathalyser and widget?
@Falconfire: Of course it's not Apple's fault that a "gadget" writer doesn't know that the world turns until Apple releases iWorldTurns or some hacker writes a native "Hello Turning World" iPhone app.
It's a nice case mod but framing it as ending the PC vs Mac argument is pretty sad for a supposed gadget blog. The Dvorak school of page hit revenue through journalistic flamebait is catching on everywhere apparently.
Yeah, cos there aren't any cool PC mods that do the same. Apple does it and Jesus apparently created this thing all of a sudden.
hey, a good use for a mac.
Yeah, like Manguero said, this is the first time I've actually seen a good use for a Mac.
@RustyBones: Show me an 8 core consumer PC that's not a Mac.
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