This is what you get when you mix the five stories of Donkey Kong's first level, a Jackass bozo and a bunch of barrels: real-life, full-sized, totally-irresistible 8-bit arcade stupidity. And yes, I want to play it too. Like Archimedes said: "Give me enough Guinness and a big hammer and I'll move the world! And kill that monkey. Or something like that." I'm missing the oil-dipped fire balls, but nothing is perfect. [Gamebrink - Thanks Jeromy]
Real-Life Donkey Kong Shows Human Stupidity in 8 Bits
5:45 AM on Fri Sep 21 2007
By Jesus Diaz
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Ahh, delicious physical comedy. Watching people getting hurt this way just makes my day.
Seeing people get hurt like this just makes my day.
ROFL!!! Wow....I needed a good laugh today.
They had an opportunity to make that so much better than they did, but insisted on making the level way too narrow and had too much laughing like an ass on the side.
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Sorry for double post everyone.
haha mario got PWNED!!!
Now, let's see them ape Grand Theft Auto.
"Awesome" is not a good enough word for this video. But it will have to do.
The best hit was when DK just crushed his skull with the barrel from like... 3 feet away. Awesome, simply awesome.
i'm surprised no-one has seen this before. this was the pilot episode of the ill-fated blastazoid put together by jackass and cky alums brandon dicamillo and rake yohn along with the help of producer/director extraordinaire joe frantz (who directed most of viva la bam).
would have been a great show if mtv didn't fuck it up like they do everything...great up!
Simply Awesome!
was wondering what those two where doing since Viva la Bam went off the air.
That was pretty funny. I'd like to see them reenact the last level with the falling iron beams now.
Everyone should see the movie The King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters. You here me Giz Guys! It's in a few theaters now, and it's f'ing awesome... you'll love it. Best movie I've seen all year for sure. Check it out dammit!
The princess is hotter then I remembered
Great! Now, let's take a look at the next level...
That was hilarious
I vote they reenact Duck Hunt next, or at least the part where you actually get to shoot the damn dog for laughing at you. That'll teach you to laugh at me, man's best friend my ass!
I don't plan on seeing "King of Kong," but imagine that this would have been a damn good segment for it.
Thats possibly the best thing I have ever seen in my stupid life.
Now where is Pac-Man?
LOLAGE, Good shit there
/hah
Mario got head humped by DK!!!
Burst out laughing in my office. Hilarious.
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Lol, made me laugh.
Is it just me or does this seem like "Jackass" meets the '80s?
Ok, that was pretty funny.
Any of these video game/real life re-enactments are great.
Great concept, too bad it was realized by a bunch of guffawing fraternity idiots. So the funniest part was supposed to be Donkey Kong humping Mario's head?
We are getting SO close to Idiocracy.
Hah, thats rake yon and one other guy from cky/jackass. woot!
if it were not for the dudes who were the commentary board, i could have sworn that this looked like one of them Japanese game shows...
That is steamy hot, people. Look at the prize. Too bad he doesn't get insert coins into her slot after dominating his donkey dong. :)
@SinAmos: I don't understand what you're trying to say. Why would you want to put a bunch of quarters into a woman's genitals? And who is this "Donkey Dong" you mention? Is he related to Donkey Kong?
Your sexy, steamy comments are very confusing to me. Perhaps I have not lived the sexy life that you have.
Man, she really insults poor Mario while he's trying to save her sorry ass. He should have thrown her over his shoulder and taken her home for some severe pooni whomping. That'd show her to insult da man.
This is just freakin great!! When are they going to build the "Nintendo themepark" ?? :D
way to break-up a boring day
cheers!!
was kinda funny.
Freaking hilarious. Wouldn't it be nice if the guys recreated many of the old games?
By the way, does anybody know the name of the song on this video? I really liked it.
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