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privilege
We've done a bit more investigation into this Press vs. Blogger war that CES has started, and it turns out that the Bloggers actually have more privileges than the Press! What the hell is that about?! There's a press room for people to come and write up their stories, as shown above. Both Press and Bloggers are allowed in. It's a big, desolate space with a bunch of round tables with Ethernet cables. Pretty boring, right? Then there's the Bloggers Lounge, which is open only to Bloggers; Press is turned away at the door. Get a load of this shot we snapped inside there.
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Bloggers Get Special Privileges, Their Own Exclusive Lounge at CES
We've done a bit more investigation into this Press vs. Blogger war that CES has started, and it turns out that the Bloggers actually have more privileges than the Press! What the hell is that about?! There's a press room for people to come and write up their stories, as shown above. Both Press and Bloggers are allowed in. It's a big, desolate space with a bunch of round tables with Ethernet cables. Pretty boring, right? Then there's the Bloggers Lounge, which is open only to Bloggers; Press is turned away at the door. Get a load of this shot we snapped inside there.
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CES Separates the Wheat From the Chaff with Blogger and Press Badges
High drama at CES! Instead of all of us being united under the umbrella of "press," some of us were arbitrarily deemed "bloggers" and others "press." I'm press, but Chen is a blogger. We aren't sure exactly what the difference is, but I assume that the CES admins will force Chen to wait for me to write up stories dryly and then he'll link to them and add some sassy commentary. We refer to his badge as the "white badge of shame." Sorry Chen, you lowly blogger.
shameless whoring
The Best iPhone Book Ever Is Now Shipping
If you're planning on buying or gifting an iPhone or an iPod Touch this Christmas, might we suggest the book How to Do Everything With Your iPhone to go along with? It's got lots of tips, tricks, and will even teach you how to jailbreak and SIM unlock your iPhone. Oh, and did we mention that it's written by Jason Chen and Adam Pash? Yeah, that's the same Adam from Lifehacker, and the same Jason that you've grown to love here. ME! More »
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Android Imposter Takes My Name, Runs With It
If you were reading the Google Android developer's blog this morning, you might have come into quite a surprise. More »
surgery
'Abdominal Etching' Provides a Six-Pack Without the Exercise
Do you want a hot set of washboard abs to impress the ladies with? Are you also much too lazy to actually do the sit-ups required to get them naturally? Good news, America! You can get "abdominal etching" done, a form of plastic surgery that gives you a six-pack without the work. For a mere $4,000 to $7,000 you too can have an awkward combo of manboobs and a six-pack to confuse and perhaps titillate the ladies. Stay tuned for a review of the procedure by our very own Jason Chen, God willing. [WSJ via Neatorama]
honors
It's time to show the utmost respect for Gizmodo Senior Associate Editor Jason Chen, who slams down his 4000th post today (there's #4000, just below this one here). Jason is our most prolific writer, and brings his astonishing accuracy, elegant humor and graceful writing style to every article he posts. Starting with his first Gizmodo story on April 16, 2006 to today, the guy's rock-solid every day and an inspiration to us all. Join us in honoring JC: master poster, journalist, blogger, great person and pantsmeister extraordinaire. If we could put him down our pants, we would. Congratulations, Chen, from all your awestruck Gizmodo colleagues! [Jason Chen on Gizmodo]
Jason Chen Nails His 4000th Gizmodo Post
It's time to show the utmost respect for Gizmodo Senior Associate Editor Jason Chen, who slams down his 4000th post today (there's #4000, just below this one here). Jason is our most prolific writer, and brings his astonishing accuracy, elegant humor and graceful writing style to every article he posts. Starting with his first Gizmodo story on April 16, 2006 to today, the guy's rock-solid every day and an inspiration to us all. Join us in honoring JC: master poster, journalist, blogger, great person and pantsmeister extraordinaire. If we could put him down our pants, we would. Congratulations, Chen, from all your awestruck Gizmodo colleagues! [Jason Chen on Gizmodo]
Ninja Thong: Cover Your Crotch With the Ultimate Protection
In case you were wondering what Chen wears to guard his own gear when he shoves gadgets down his pants. [Product Page via Nerd Approved]
In case you were wondering what Chen wears to guard his own gear when he shoves gadgets down his pants. [Product Page via Nerd Approved]
sexy
iPod Miniskirt: Designed for Women and the Men Who Wear Their Clothes
The worst part about wearing skirts a lot, or so Chen tells me, is that you don't have any pockets to store your gadgets. Sure, you could carry a purse, but what if you don't want to carry anything around with you? Finally, there is a solution for women everywhere, as well as for Chen. More »
Google News Likes Our Antics
We know it's all automated, but we laughed anyway.
Thanks Weston!
We know it's all automated, but we laughed anyway.
Thanks Weston!
gadget crime
Chen Copycat Stuffs Projector Down His Pants for Five-Finger Discount
Could it be that this Australian man was inspired by our own pants-stuffing Jason Chen of Wii-down-your-pants fame? This guy seen on the video somehow fits a huge projector down his pants and then laboriously walks out of an electronics store. More »
cellphones
The Best iPhone Guide Ever Now Available for Pre-order
Did you guys see that iPhone for Dummies book cover floating around the blogs today? That's a weird cover, isn't it? The girl's holding an iPod up to her ear. I mean, aren't these guys supposed to know the difference between and iPod and and iPhone? Plus, you guys aren't dummies, so why would you want that book? You guys are as smart as slashdot readers, but much more well rounded (you actually touched a girl in high school). More »
3:30 AM on Fri Apr 6 2007
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Jason Chen: Almost Sexiest Man Alive
Ok, before everyone starts yelling "not news" in the comments, let me at least rehash the story. More »
gadgets
Fanboy Video: Chen's In-The-Pants Style Influences Impressionable Youth
How many gadgets can you shove down your pants? Our beloved Jason Chen of Wii-down-your-pants fame has a growing fan base, and now they are emulating his unique style. Jason fanboys, do try this at home! More »
press
Gizmodo's Jason Chen Parlays Fame Into Adoration, Fends Off Lustful Fans
Our own Jason Chen, master blogger and lover of gadgets to such an extent that he can't seem to keep them out of his pants, is coaxed away from his Xbox 360 long enough to tell his story to blogger babes at GeekSugar. In the entertaining interview, part of the "Geeks We Love" series, Chen reveals his inner self, one that's multidimensional and far beyond that of your basic blogebrity. More »
press
Jason Chen, Asian to the Max, Gets Interviewed
We usually like to give props when one of our own goes out of the fenced-in Gizmodo area for an interview with another news source. For example, Charlie has been interviewed by everyone and their dog. And today is Jason Chen's lucky day. The automobile blog, Jalopnik has decided to interview him. No, it isn't for his expertise on the Zune or anything else technologically related. It is for his expertise of being an Asian-American. Click the link below to see Jason Chen decipher the meaning behind an Asian-heavy Ford ad. More »
announcements
Gizmodo's Chen to Appear on Big-Time Talkfest: Cranky Geeks
Don't miss our very own internationally-famous Jason Chen (pictured above in one of his more private moments) on today's Cranky Geeks videocast, hosted by often-loved, occasionally-loathed technology pundit John C. Dvorak from PC Magazine. Catch the live stream at 11am Pacific, or you can subscribe to the videocast or podcast version of the show at the iTunes Store. More »
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