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more about #johnmayer Cash907Censored: Whatever John... go smoke some more weed and twitter about it, why dontcha? more » AmishJohn: I looked at the lead picture, and prayed like I've never prayed before for a battery explosion. "Um, John, the term candybar phone is just a figure o... more » Noobs-R-Us: Didn't Jen dump him because of his Twittering? more » Killjoy: Just treat technology as a means, not an end. This both-extremes-of-the-pendulum stuff doesn't solve anything. You've gotta find a balance. I will ... more » dry-roasted-peanuts: Who? more » fdisk: Any way we can convince John Mayer to go off the grid altogether? more » Prostate of Grace: dig·i·tal (dj-tl) adj. Relating to, or resembling a digit, especially a finger. cleanse [klɛnz] vb (tr) To remove dirt, filth, etc., from If Joh... more » Kaiser-Machead: This is actually not a bad idea. I obviously won't be following his advice, but not a bad idea nonetheless. more » Jux: "no visiting of any entertainment or gossip sites. (No need to detail which ones - you know what they are.)" It's obvious John Mayer thinks you're al... more » JonThomasDesigns: Battle Studies is a Horrible CD more » sfokevin: John Rules!!! more » PurpleMonkeyDishwasher:: Your body is a wonderland. more » moeblw: When you say gossip sites, I'm guess you're talking about sites that throw around every rumor about the upcoming apple tablet. more » CraziestGadgets.com: hey john mayer- just because you have "followers" doesn't mean you're some sort of leader. more » albokay: I propose everyone in the world forget who John Mayer is for the rest of their lives. more » NorwoodIsMyHero: I wonder how much better of a place the internet will be if all the people who are John Mayer fans stop using it for a week. I'd argue that the inter... more » AtomicPlayboy: WTF is the deal with Twitter? It's all anyone in tech wants to talk about, and it appears to be the stupidest waste of fucking time and energy even th... more » Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: No wonder his dick fell asleep the other day. Apparently Twitter has no love for him either.. more » fanboy.took.my.star: john mayer likes to twitter his own butthole... more » trailingedge: and the saga continues...is there no love for Jen? other than the readers of Gizmodo more » -
#johnmayer
John Mayer Wants You All To Go On a Week-Long "Digital Cleanse"
Hi guys, John Mayer here. I know it's been a while since I've "touched base," but you know I've been pretty busy with my fourth album launch, y'know, the "heartbreak handbook"? About that anti-Twitter girl? More » -
#johnmayer
Breaking John Mayer News: Jennifer Aniston Ends Relationship Because He Twittered Too Much
"This heart didn't come with instructions," Twittered John Mayer, after Jennifer Aniston ended their relationship over the phone. The reason for the breakup? He twittered too much. More » -
#johnmayer
Breaking John Mayer News - John Mayer Very Slightly Injures Himself
John Mayer may not have shown up at the Apple iPhone keynote yesterday, but that doesn't mean we're not the best place to keep up on John Mayer news. And this one, my friends, is one juicy piece of John Mayer news. [John Mayer's Twitter] -
#speakers
The Speak-er Brings Speech Bubbles Into the 21st Century
The nice thing about concepts is that sometimes they actually get made, as is the case with the Speak-er. More » -
#apple
Upgrade Your Sofa to Leopard for $149
Hi guys, John Mayer here. When I saw the Mac OS X dock icon pillows that some guy named Roberto made for his friend Michaela, I wanted my sofa to look exactly like that. I was tempted to fire up Mail and write a message to my pal Steve's minions—asking why they didn't have the Icon Pillow Collection available at the Apple Store. However, I just learnt that the guy who did the original design by hand thought the best pop rock start in the world may be interested in buying, and put them up for sale in a cool web site. More » -
#cellphones
Mobile Phone Subscriptions to Reach 4 Billion by Year's End
The UN's International Telecommunications Union announced Friday that mobile phone subscriptions will reach 4 billion by the end of 2008, far more than half of the estimated 6.7 billion total world population. Of course, there are some, like John Mayer, who throw off that number by having more than one cell phone (damn you, Mayer!) but it's still a huge milestone. The bump from last year's total of 3.3 billion is primarily due to emerging countries like China, India, and Russia, as well as lower prices and lots of healthy competition between carriers. [BreitBart via Drudge] -
#celebrities
John Mayer: The Laptop Bag
Hey guys, John Mayer here. I just wanted to let you know about my new laptop messenger bag. Because when I'm not having lights-off sex with women you could only dream about or double-douching it with twin Bluetooth headsets, I always make sure my fans are buying the latest in John Mayer branded gear. Oh, do I carry this bag? No way! I mean, itisn't lined with Gerber baby skinwon't fit my Macbook Air. But it'll work just fine with your piece of crap entry-level Dell, I'm sure! [John Mayer via ChipChick] -
#applerocks
Gizmodo's Arts & Crafts Gadgets Contest
Hey guys. John Mayer here. I just wanted to say Apple rocks. Get it? Apple rocks! Yeah. Rocks. Ha ha. Hookai. Never mind. Reader Moe Bacon sent us these pretty painted rocks and the Gizmodo folks told me it could be good idea for a contest. More » -
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#johnmayergivingtechsupport
John Mayer Does Apple Tech Support for His Dad, Fails Miserably
In a twist of destiny, John Mayer—the guy who writes to Apple Support saying "Hey guys, John Mayer here" and actually gets replies back—had to turn into tech support guy after his dad called saying "Hey, John Mayer's dad here." The musician tried to guide his father through Mac OS X in order to find his Entourage icon with no success, getting more and more frustrated with every turn of the conversation. We were able to grab the hilarious 100% unedited clip from TMZ before it disappeared. More » -
#johnmayer
John Mayer Cheats On Apple With a Sony Vaio
Just when we thought John Mayer was happy with his MacBook Air, he goes and cheats on Apple with a Sony Vaio. Was it the fact that he had to submit a bug report? Was it the fact that everyone's submitting bug reports with his name in it? Or how about because he's on the Sony BMG label? Who knows! It's not the first time he's cheated on Apple, and we're sure as shit it's not going to be his last. [As seen in the latest issue of Wired Mag] -
#blackberry
BlackBerry Tips From John Mayer
Hey guys. John Mayer here. You might have noticed I didn't sing at the iPhone 3G launch. That probably disappointed you, since people like to hear the songs that I write, which is why I'm going on tour. So you can hear my songs. BlackBerry is sponsoring it, since I really like the Bold. Because when I'm not calling two people at once or writing songs for you to hear, I write emails. Sometimes they're to myself with song ideas, for my songs. So, I have some BlackBerry tips for you. More » -
#gadgets
John Mayer Pioneers the DoubleDouche (Two Bluetooth Headsets at Once)
Hi guys. John Mayer here. When I'm not busy submitting Apple Problem Reports and banging two supermodels at once, I write songs. I know, you probably haven't heard them lately except at Apple events, but don't you know how I get those gigs? That's right, I call people. I call people two at a time with a technique I pioneered called the DoubleDouche. I'm busy, people. Two phones, two ears, two headsets. Believe it. -
#mrtrick
John Mayer Gets Apple Reply after Bug Report Jibba-Jabba
It looks like writing "John Mayer here" really works to get Apple's attention when you report a problem. According to Steve Jobs' fab guitarist, they got back to him directly only four days after he sent the bug report ramblings: More » -
#bugreports
Steve Jobs' Music Poster Boy Reports iTunes Problem, Wonders If Apple Spies Him
John Mayer is the guitarist who sometimes closes Apple events with a small gig (he comes right after you turn off the Quicktime broadcast to check the Apple Store), and Steve Jobs' favorite music poster boy this side of Bob Dylan. Last week, Mayer contacted Apple about a problem with iTunes using the bug reporting tool which appears after a crash. Having sent my own share of bug reports, from neutral to humorous to sarcastic to plain mad-I'm-going-to-kill-you-all-with-a-spoon, I find his diatribe rather charming and candid: More » -
#apple
John Mayer Has a MacBook Air
So all you need to do to get a MacBook Air early is to be an internationally known musician and perform at several Apple events. Done and done. [John Mayer Blog via tuaw] -
#gadgets
100 Million iPods—in Sony's Face
It's official. Apple has sold 100 million iPods. According to the press release, this isn't just some round number. Apparently, 100 million units sold in five and a half years makes the iPod "the fastest selling music player in history." As if that wasn't enough of a potshot at Sony, makers of the now-forgotten Walkman, the press release goes on to quote Sony recording artist John Mayer, who sings the praises of the little white devil. More » -
#macworld2007
Macworld Keynote 2007: Windup and John Mayer
11:01: Steve's thanking everyone who worked on the iPhone, and introducing John Mayer. More »
