Breaking news! Liebermann can use Photoshop! Also he can continually run his company into the ground, then engage other 'ventures' into giving him money! Also I think he drives an ice cream truck! I mean, seriously, look at this thing. If anybody wants to pay me cash money to healing brush together a masturbatory mutant PDA with a screen just tall (yet thick) enough to display a picture of your glistening hard-on dressed up in a tuxedo and wearing a sign that says "I am a totally legit American businessperson," I do accept freelance work ($10 to touch it). (Thanks, Betty!)

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