Kirk: Khan, you bloodsucker. You're gonna have to get your own Korean Hasee L230E/15.4 Laptop now, do you hear me? Do you?
Khan: Kirk. You're still alive, old friend.
Kirk: Still, "old friend." You've managed to see me in the 15.4-inch screen, but like a poor marksman, you keep missing the target.
Khan: Perhaps I no longer need to try, Admiral.
[beams the Genesis device away]
Kirk: Khan... Khan, you've got a Core Duo T2300, 512MB of DDR2 RAM, an 80GB STA hard disk, and a DVD burner, but you don't have me. You were going to kill me, Khan. You're gonna have to come down here. You're gonna have to come down here.
Khan: I've done far worse than kill you, Admiral. I've hurt you. And I wish to go on hurting you. I shall leave you as you left me, as you left her: with an ATI Radeon X1600, WLAN, DVI, DMB TV Tuner or an external Sony HDD, marooned for all eternity in the center of a dead planet, buried alive. Buried alive.
Kirk: KHAAAAAAAANNNN!!!!!!!!!
[echo]
Kirk: KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

– Jason Chen

KHAN Series PC's from Hasee [Akihabara News]

Transcript courtesy IMDB

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