Pancakes are a pain in the ass to make, but not any more with Batter Blaster. Just spray this organic pancake goo onto a hot skillet and your steamy breakfast is just a couple of minutes away, bacon not included. If you don't mind using Cheez Whiz Easy Cheese in its spray can, this looks like just about the same concept except it's pancake slime instead of orange cheesy crud. One problem we see right away, though, is there are just eight servings per can. You know how that goes with serving numbers on packages—if it says the package will serve 8, that's only true if seven people aren't eating. For an even easier battered breakfast experience, you could just skip all this canned goodness and pop a couple of Eggos in the toaster. [Batter Blaster, via Strange New Products]
Batter Blaster Spews Canned Pancakes Like They're Easy Cheese
12:15 PM on Fri Oct 26 2007
By Charlie White
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Come on. Pancakes are hardly difficult to make. Just make big batch and freeze them and you can keep them over a month. I like CheezWhiz but ew spray pancakes just don't sound like a good idea.
Cheez Whiz comes in a jar. Easy Cheese is the aerosol cheese.
I say screw the hot skillet and spray directly in mouth. Wash down with grape kool-aid. Dee-licious!
well cheez whiz and easy cheese are good but this just looks revolting
PS: giz i have never seen the word "spew" used in such a funny manor lawled.
Finally, a breakfast bazooka! The mads will be pleased.
I like pancakes at the diner at 3 in the morning. This makes it easier for me to have that experience at home with half the work of actually making them.
This is what I use to make my pancakes.
[www.restaurantequipment.com]
(Find them used for cheaper, although they are worth the price of new)
Not only does it not gloop it wherever I don't want it (I keep the end of it in a bowl of cold water, it washes it off after every batter deposit) but you can mix up the batter in a gallon milk jug, and then pour it right into the top. I make mountains of pancakes, and freeze them for quick breakfasts in the morning.
Yes mountians! I make no less than 100 of them whenever I make them. It's really much easier to make 4 gallons of batter and cook them up all at once. There is NOTHING like pulling down a zip-top baggie of 10 pancakes, flipping them into the microwave, and liberally dousing the resulting steamy stack of flapjacks with Maple Syrup.
Now I'm hungry. Thanks Giz.
Cooking?
Fuck that! "Conjeel-N-Eat!
Organic aerosol pancake batter. What? Like, save those extra three minutes it takes to combine pancake ingredients? This is some sort of novelty joke item. It has to be.
PANCAKE BATTER FIGHT!!!!!
How lazy can people be? Mixing water and powder together is too hard?!
Bisquick is not that hard to use. How sad are we that Pancake-in-a-can is coming.
Because in today's fast-paced world, people don't have time to mix flour and water...
They have video:
[www.batterblaster.com]
Awesome!
--Bill
I think it's cool, little clean up, relatively fast.
I give them a challenge, Blueberry pancakes.
The product page says the serving size is 1/4 cup of batter, and it holds 8 servings.
Anybody who uses bisquick knows that 1/4 cup of batter is the recommended amount for 1 pancake.
So, one can = 8 pancakes. Yowza, that's terrible. Sure, the packaging is recyclable...but what a waste.
It's especially hilarious that it's "organic" since organic food is often associated with environmentalists/conservatinists.
This is the worst abuse of the "organic" label I've ever seen...
Man Batter Blaster - that was my nickname in highschool.
How hilarious that it's organic aerosol pancake batter. For those people that want to combine the hippie purity of organic food with the wastefulness of a non-recyclable aerosol can that only holds 8 servings.
@Snorbalp: Just thought of a great Halloween costume concept... too bad that it would require a hot griddle for the full effect.
That's so freakin' awesome. College food!
1 cup flour
1 tablespoon sugar
1 teaspoon baking powder
dash salt
1 egg
1 cup milk
3 tablespoons cooking oil
Combine, dollop on to a hot surface, flip when bubbly, remove when the center's not liquid aymore. Done.
Pancakes are a basic intelligence test. If you can't mix a bowl of shit and apply heat, frankly the universe should Schiavo your ass.
I've had Batter Blaster pancakes and waffles (a friend of a friend's company) and they are delicious.
Also - the aerated dough works wonders as you have really fluffly pancakes without waiting for yeast to set in overnight.
As for the can - it's cfc free and recyclable.
Batter graffiti on a hot sidewalk! The world's first edible tag!
@Snorbalp: You, sir, win.
Coming in at a close second, the batter blaster video.
@deemzzzz:As for the can being recyclable, I seriously doubt that someone who needs their pancakes to come out of a pressurized can is implementing a recycling routine.
Jebus, since when were pancakes a pain in the ass to make? Bisquick sells this jug of batter that you just add water to and shake up and pour out. Can't get much easier than that.
Clearly the people saying this is a silly idea and making them from scratch is better (or just bisquick) have never taken a bunch of stoners camping. I wish they'd make a bigger can and maybe by the spring they will, for I will need them.
Does anyone have the recipe for homemade Ice?
Ewww, pancakes are VILE!
I'm more into the ideas of spray-can bacon personally.
-and would it kill you to put on some coffee??
I think that's awesome, but i dont particularly like pancakes.
You know, in the early 90's they had Pancake in a Bottle - basically the same thing except instead of spraying the batter into your mouth, you'd guzzle it like you were chugging your old man's cough medicine.
I don't remember it being very popular, most likely due to the batter moustache that would remove your upper lip if you didn't wipe it off before it dried
@junyo:
I've never heard "schiavo" used as a verb before, ha.
Pancakes are a pain in the ass to make? Why not order out for a pizza the night before and toss it in the refrigerator for the next morning, too much advanced planning? Buy some pancake mix and a bowl for Martha's sake. You people are spoiled. Why I remember... uh, no, actually I don't.
Up until now, I've been shaving with spray cheese -- really makes the razor blade glide across my face. Now I can shave and eat breakfast at the same time! What a time saver!
Just think, too, how quick and easy it will be to make funnel cakes like at the fair.
How about Silly String spaghetti? Air gun meatballs?
I'll wait till the make my favorite...Chicken and Waffles!
If anyone asks, tell them that this n*gga gone' fishin'!
@junyo:
yeah, you lost me at cup =/
:O
*drools*
@JAZXYZ: Heck yeah!1
@Empire: Best comment in a very long time.
@deemzzzz: Yeast doesn't make the bubbles. Baking powder. Thanks, Alton.
Would my great grandparents recognize it as food? I'm not sure that they would, so I think I'll stay away from it. :)
For some reason this product gives me a bad gut feeling. Like some natural instinct saying to me: "That is not food." I wrote an article about it here:
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